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Thuringered
Tibetan Terriered
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Thuringered
adj.
Emboldened by drink to become a compact, silky obstacle in the middle of a doorway.
Orleen got
Thuringered
and defended the doorway as though it were a strategic burrow.
Thuringianed
(/θjʊˈɹɪn.d͡ʒi.ənd/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully reconsidering a decision already made.
Drex became
Thuringianed
and took twenty minutes to decide which coat was his.
Thurred
adj.
Drunk enough to announce Thursday as though it were a destination and proceed accordingly.
Amaris became
Thurred
and gave the barman Thursday as his address.
Thursdayed
(/ˈθɜːzdeɪd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ordinary evening from a justified extension of the weekend.
Johnael got
Thursdayed
and ordered breakfast as though Friday had already been negotiated.
Thursdaynessed
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes postponement feel both inevitable and administratively respectable.
Aremi got
Thursdaynessed
and moved the difficult conversation to an unspecified later date.
Thursed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where a shortened weekday still conveys any useful information.
Kelicia became
Thursed
and labelled every subsequent plan with the same abbreviated day.
Thursnighted
adj.
Drunk, with the result that an ordinary Thursday evening acquires the momentum of a much later night.
Geneveive became
Thursnighted
and confidently booked a venue that had already closed.
Thutmosided
adj.
Drunk to a degree that you assume the room is a dynasty awaiting your succession.
Jesamine got
Thutmosided
and announced a new order for the household cushions.
Ti plasmided
adj.
The state of being drunk and carrying the evening’s instructions in a circular loop, with consequences for the furniture.
Geanie got
Ti plasmided
and returned the empty glass to the fridge three times.
TiVoed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who records the evening faithfully but cannot remember having scheduled it.
Infantgirl was
TiVoed
and paused the kettle while looking for the remote.
Tianjin preserved vegetabled
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has been pickled, shredded and carefully sealed away until morning.
Eudelia ended the night
Tianjin preserved vegetabled
beside the foil-wrapped leftovers.
Tibbued
adj.
You have drunk enough to turn a single request for directions into a small caravan.
Shunteria went
Tibbued
and sent three people to find the lavatories together.
Tibetan Buddhisted
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who lets the evening pass without attempting to improve it.
Julene was
Tibetan Buddhisted
and allowed the abandoned plate to remain where it was.
Tibetan Mastiffed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to guard the kitchen doorway from anyone attempting to clear away the snacks.
Mmark was
Tibetan Mastiffed
and growled mildly when the crisps were moved.
Tibetan Spanielled
adj.
Slowed by drink to a small, watchful presence that follows every movement in the kitchen.
Madalinn became
Tibetan Spanielled
, tracking the saucepan from sofa to sink.
Tibetan Terriered
adj.
Drunk and occupying the sofa with a shaggy determination that makes standing seem unnecessary.
Nygee was
Tibetan Terriered
, surrounded by blankets and unwilling to surrender the corner seat.
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