Thuringered
Tibetan Terriered

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Thuringered adj. Emboldened by drink to become a compact, silky obstacle in the middle of a doorway. Orleen got Thuringered and defended the doorway as though it were a strategic burrow. Thuringianed (/θjʊˈɹɪn.d͡ʒi.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully reconsidering a decision already made. Drex became Thuringianed and took twenty minutes to decide which coat was his.
Thurred adj. Drunk enough to announce Thursday as though it were a destination and proceed accordingly. Amaris became Thurred and gave the barman Thursday as his address. Thursdayed (/ˈθɜːzdeɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ordinary evening from a justified extension of the weekend. Johnael got Thursdayed and ordered breakfast as though Friday had already been negotiated. Thursdaynessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes postponement feel both inevitable and administratively respectable. Aremi got Thursdaynessed and moved the difficult conversation to an unspecified later date. Thursed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a shortened weekday still conveys any useful information. Kelicia became Thursed and labelled every subsequent plan with the same abbreviated day. Thursnighted adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary Thursday evening acquires the momentum of a much later night. Geneveive became Thursnighted and confidently booked a venue that had already closed. Thutmosided adj. Drunk to a degree that you assume the room is a dynasty awaiting your succession. Jesamine got Thutmosided and announced a new order for the household cushions. Ti plasmided adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the evening’s instructions in a circular loop, with consequences for the furniture. Geanie got Ti plasmided and returned the empty glass to the fridge three times. TiVoed adj. The condition of a drinker who records the evening faithfully but cannot remember having scheduled it. Infantgirl was TiVoed and paused the kettle while looking for the remote. Tianjin preserved vegetabled adj. The drunkenness of one who has been pickled, shredded and carefully sealed away until morning. Eudelia ended the night Tianjin preserved vegetabled beside the foil-wrapped leftovers. Tibbued adj. You have drunk enough to turn a single request for directions into a small caravan. Shunteria went Tibbued and sent three people to find the lavatories together. Tibetan Buddhisted adj. Loosened by drink into a person who lets the evening pass without attempting to improve it. Julene was Tibetan Buddhisted and allowed the abandoned plate to remain where it was. Tibetan Mastiffed adj. Emboldened by drink to guard the kitchen doorway from anyone attempting to clear away the snacks. Mmark was Tibetan Mastiffed and growled mildly when the crisps were moved. Tibetan Spanielled adj. Slowed by drink to a small, watchful presence that follows every movement in the kitchen. Madalinn became Tibetan Spanielled, tracking the saucepan from sofa to sink.
Tibetan Terriered adj. Drunk and occupying the sofa with a shaggy determination that makes standing seem unnecessary. Nygee was Tibetan Terriered, surrounded by blankets and unwilling to surrender the corner seat.