tiltrotored
timbaleroed

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tiltrotored adj. A drinker who changes direction by rotating the whole plan, usually during take-off. Alexiss was tiltrotored and abandoned dinner halfway through for an urgent expedition to the newsagent. tiltwinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure requires a vertical launch followed by uncertain forward progress. Rikiah was tiltwinged and rose abruptly from the sofa before drifting towards the hallway.
tiltyarded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the lawn for a tournament ground and confidence for horsemanship. tiludronated adj. The state of being drunk and treating every bodily complaint as evidence for another remedy. tiludronic acided (/ˌtaɪ.luˌdɹɑn.ɪk ˈæs.ɪdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun discussing bone metabolism with people waiting for their coats. tilvalosinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a particularly exact insistence that one final round remains necessary. tim whiskied adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a modest carriage for a suitable vehicle for grand entrances. tim-whiskeyed adj. Reduced by drink to travelling with one horse's dignity and considerably less of its control. tim-whiskied adj. Softened by drink into a passenger who regards every vehicle as a gentle historical conveyance. Alliene was tim-whiskied and asked the bus driver whether the carriage had room for a parasol. timaliided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent commentator on every conversation within earshot. timaraued adj. The state of being drunk and compactly obstinate when asked to leave the bar. timarchied adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a small government and appoint yourself its entire cavalry. timared adj. Loosened by drink into the unquestioned proprietor of territory leased from nobody in particular. timbaed adj. Slowed by drink to a salsa rhythm that exists chiefly in your own account of events. timbaled adj. Drunk to the point where every plan is treated as something to be packed into a mould.
timbaleroed adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself percussionist whenever a conversation approaches its conclusion. Ajenae was timbaleroed and accompanied the toast with precise knocks on the table.