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timbalisted adj. Drunk past the point of hearing silence as anything other than an invitation to perform. timballed adj. Drunk and producing a ceremonial boom whenever the evening requires a decision. timballoed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a carefully layered supper from a plan that should not be attempted. timbanged adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every glass in the kitchen a different regional measure. timber camped adj. A drinker who has established a domestic outpost beside the kitchen, with provisions and no intention of moving. timber circled adj. A drinker so far gone that the chairs have been arranged as a ceremonial ring around the glass of water. timber drawered adj. The state of being drunk and removing every useful support from the sofa before attempting to stand. timber flied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become large, slow, and unexpectedly active around the kitchen light. timber framinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined the sofa, cushions, and blanket into a pegged domestic structure. Shreenika became timber framinged, fitting blankets together until the sofa had a proper roof. timber hitched adj. Reduced by drink to a person tied diagonally to the sofa, secure only by an additional blanket. timber lined adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to cross the boundary where trees cease and the sofa begins. timber merchanted adj. Softened by drink into someone who offers matches to the kitchen, despite having no matches. timber raftinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who binds cushions together and sends them drifting across the floor. timber rattlesnaked adj. Loosened by drink into a person who warns the sofa before moving, though nothing follows but a sigh. timber wolfed adj. Emboldened by drink to howl at the kitchen and claim the final sandwich as territory. timber yarded adj. Drunk and storing the evening's cups in a domestic cutting area before deciding none is the right size. Kaseen was timber yarded, lining mugs along the worktop and measuring them with a wooden spoon.