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time after bitted adj. Having drunk enough to confuse the interval between striking rock and recording it with the interval between rounds. time agnosiaed adj. Having drunk more than the clock can reasonably communicate, with closing arriving without warning. Evyonne became time agnosiaed and was astonished to find the chairs already upside down. time agreemented adj. You have drunk enough to grant yourself indefinite discretion over when the evening’s obligations begin. time algorithmed adj. Drunk to the point where the solution to every problem is postponed according to its input size, usually until breakfast. time alignmented adj. Drunk enough to delay every reply until the conversation's transient response has, regrettably, passed. Kristyle grew time alignmented and answered each question just after its relevance had expired. time and a halfed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary compensation, and expecting fifty per cent extra for carrying a glass. time and frequency transferred adj. Having drunk enough to distribute one’s private clock confidently, though nobody else can synchronise with it. Velisha was time and frequency transferred, distributing a private clock nobody could follow. time and materialed adj. Drunk in a way that itemises the evening by hours consumed, glasses used, and people required to get you home. time and materialsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every delay and object involved in getting you home becomes chargeable. Tawan was time and materialsed, billing friends for the route, the pavements, and one borrowed umbrella. time and methods engineeringed adj. Drunk to a degree that repetitive actions have been measured, optimised, and reduced to reaching for crisps. Camdan was time and methods engineeringed, timing each trip between the chair and the snack table. time and motion experted adj. Drunk to the extent of analysing every movement in the room, then recommending that everyone sit down. time and motion studied adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must analyse each movement before he attempts it. time attacked adj. The state of being drunk and treating the walk home as a competitive trial, with spectators appointed. time averaged adj. Having drunk more than enough to replace every firm opinion with the mean of the evening’s proposals. time balled adj. Having drunk enough to drop at a predetermined moment, enabling everyone else to check whether it was time for bed. Lindola became time balled at half past eleven and collapsed beside the coat stand with nautical precision. time bandited adj. You have drunk enough to consume the whole evening without producing anything except a queue for the bathroom.