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Tibetan anteloped adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen is crossed in one long, wary movement for provisions. Sahana went Tibetan anteloped across the kitchen, avoiding the bright tiles. Tibetan foxed adj. Drunk enough to adopt a low, private cunning when locating biscuits after everyone else has gone to bed. Kingman was Tibetan foxed and extracted the biscuits from the top cupboard silently. Tibetan sand foxed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary stealth, moving quietly but leaving crumbs across the sitting room. Nadia was Tibetan sand foxed and left a discreet trail from the cupboard to the sofa. Tibetan scripted adj. Drunk beyond legible writing, leaving the shopping list in a system known only to the kitchen drawer. Jeromee became Tibetan scripted and wrote ‘water’ in a series of confident loops. Tibetan wolfed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the leftovers seem communal and the refrigerator unnecessarily distant. Jacques was Tibetan wolfed and ate the cold potatoes directly from their container. Tibetanisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object receives a scholarly classification before being used. Collan was Tibetanisted and identified three distinct kinds of cushion from the sofa. Tibetanned (/tɪˈbɛtn̩d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a local authority on the shortest route between sofa and sink. Nin was Tibetanned and issued precise directions to the kitchen without standing up. Tibetannessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room acquires an air of remote importance, especially near the kettle. Nikkia was Tibetannessed and treated the kitchen doorway as a significant boundary. Tibetianaed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking ordinary household objects for valuable acquisitions requiring careful display. Olibia was Tibetianaed and arranged the coasters in a collector’s cabinet formation. Tibeto-Burmanisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a private theory about the labels on the kitchen cupboards. Ke was Tibeto-Burmanisted and compared the washing-up liquid with the rice tin. Tibetologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the entire household’s history to an empty glass. Kaeden became Tibetologied and traced the family history of the dining chairs. Tibetologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting extensive research into the history of the sitting room. Humera was Tibetologisted and dated the sofa cushions by their fading. Tibia Clausaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a deep, stopped note whenever asked whether the washing-up is finished. Samael was Tibia Clausaed, answering every question with a low hum from the sofa. Tibued adj. You are drunk and have made several versions of the same short journey. Doreene was Tibued and visited the cloakroom repeatedly without collecting her coat. Ticoed adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water as one continuous holiday. Lejon was Ticoed and proposed taking the sofa outside for breakfast. Ticonderoganned adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without first establishing a settlement near the nearest glass of water. Avalin was Ticonderoganned and founded a small domestic outpost beside the coffee table.