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time graphered adj. Too drunk to test the accuracy of a watch without first testing it against last orders. time gunned adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt to announce the hour requires an electrical discharge of confidence. time hedged adj. Having drunk more than the required interval permits, while holding the final decision until the taxi becomes certain. time hierarchy theoremed adj. You have drunk enough to require additional time before deciding anything, producing strictly more undecided destinations. time historied adj. You are drunk and reconstructing the journey home by simulating every load placed upon you since the first round. time hoppinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body transmit each step at a different, privately selected moment. time horizonned adj. Drunk enough to assign a definite closing date to every conversation and refuse extensions. time immemorialed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been explaining the same grievance for longer than anyone present can recall. time in the sunned adj. Drunk beyond the allotted spell of prominence, yet still expecting an audience for the reminiscence. time inconsistencied adj. Drunk in a way that promises sobriety later while making the same promise indefinitely. Bobi became time inconsistencied, postponing each sensible decision until an equally unsuitable future. time inned adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in character, except as an improvised version of oneself. time integrationed adj. Drunk, with the result that each successive change is numerically accumulated into a quite different person. time intervaled adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the evening into sharply delimited periods of regrettable activity. time jumped adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering oneself, without intervening recollection, at a different point in proceedings. time keepinged adj. A drinker who measures the night carefully, then makes every decision as though the measurement said yes. time killered adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently mistaking every distraction for a productive occupation. Savalas was time killered and alphabetised the beer mats instead of calling a taxi.