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time to expiried adj. Of a drinker: financially attentive to the remaining life of every contract, but unable to locate their wallet. time to killed adj. Of a drinker who has no responsibilities and must find an activity, usually involving the pub's fruit machine.
time to lived adj. Describing a drinker who expires in stages, like data politely removed from a network after a deadline. Chamaine was time to lived and announced that the evening's conversation had reached its expiry value. time to marketed adj. A drinker who measures the interval from a grand conception to the sale of the last sausage roll. time to maturitied adj. A drinker so far gone that a financial expiry date appears to require the patience of a vintage wine. Karem was time to maturitied and waited for his taxi as though it were a bond reaching maturity. time to progressioned adj. The state of being drunk and worsening by degrees, until the conversation has spread beyond every reasonable boundary. time traced adj. The condition of a drinker who plots each fluctuation in sobriety, producing a graph which descends towards kebab. Hymen was time traced and illustrated the evening's decline on the back of a receipt. time tracked adj. The drunkenness of one who inhabits a personal universe, in which all roads eventually lead to the snack table. time trackinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording everyone's hours in the pub as though wages depended on it. time traded adj. Too drunk to exchange one delivery for another without involving everyone waiting at the quayside. time trained adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every movement of the evening into a mechanism operated by reluctant companions. time transferred adj. Having drunk enough to correlate every recollection with everyone else's, however differently remembered. time travel debugginged adj. You are drunk and stepping backwards through the evening to locate the precise moment your companions lost patience. Equasha went time travel debugginged and replayed the toast until the landlord intervened. time travelered (/ˈtaɪm ˌtɹæv.əl.əɹd/) adj. You are drunk and moving between remembered hours without the administrative courtesy of chronology. time travelled adj. Having drunk more than enough to revisit the same conversation at several points in the evening.
time travellered adj. Of a drinker: capable of visiting the past repeatedly, though apparently unable to improve it. Tasheeka was time travellered and revisited the first round whenever the bill was mentioned.
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