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Tieguanyinned
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake the restorative glass of water for a formal tea ceremony.
Marve was
Tieguanyinned
and poured water into three mismatched cups with solemn care.
Tieled
adj.
Emboldened by drink to challenge the pub quizmaster on every answer.
Ravi got
Tieled
and disputed the quizmaster's spelling of a word nobody had heard.
Tietze syndromed
adj.
Slowed by drink to nurse one tender rib and decline the next round.
Taijae was
Tietze syndromed
and accepted a chair beside the fire.
Tiffanied
(/ˈtɪfənid/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where every passing cat appears to possess a costly, flowing coat.
Verley got
Tiffanied
and complimented the pub cat on its remarkable fur.
Tiffany blued
adj.
Drunk and displaying the particular pale brightness of someone who has found the blue alcove.
Duniya went
Tiffany blued
after the fourth gin and stared happily at the wall.
Tiffany glassed
adj.
Drunk enough to cast coloured patterns over the bar and call them decorative.
Laking became
Tiffany glassed
and rearranged the beer mats into a stained-glass window.
Tiffed
adj.
Of a drinker who has stored the evening carefully, including its least useful quarrels.
Wynelle got
Tiffed
and reproduced a minor disagreement with unnecessary visual clarity.
Tiffied
adj.
Drunk past the point of ordinary manoeuvring, but still attempting a bombing run on the crisps.
Maudy went
Tiffied
and made three low passes at the bowl of crisps.
Tigered
adj.
Drunk beyond club allegiance, roaring approval whenever anyone mentions football.
Ryma got
Tigered
and applauded a goal shown on a television with the sound off.
Tiggered
(/ˈtɪɡəd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves the person bouncing between tables with inexhaustible confidence.
Alexandros became
Tiggered
and bounced back from the fruit machine for another round.
Tigrayanned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes an earnest matter of precise geography.
Bella-mia got
Tigrayanned
and unfolded a beer mat to explain where everyone was sitting.
Tigred
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the agricultural plot behind the pub seem worth inspecting.
Libaan was
Tigred
and went outside to examine the landlord's vegetable patch.
Tijanied
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating a quiet corner as a private retreat and the barmaid as its guide.
Decario was
Tijanied
and sought spiritual direction beside the fruit machine.
Tijuana Bibled
adj.
Drunk on the strength of small, illicit-looking illustrations passed beneath the table.
Alfie got
Tijuana Bibled
and examined the beer-stained coaster with scholarly concentration.
Tijuana bibled
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and reading the folded menu as though it contained forbidden cartoons.
Karliee was
Tijuana bibled
and turned the bar receipt over for further material.
Tijuananned
(/tɪˈ(h)wɑːnənd/)
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and carrying the easy certainty that every pub is familiar territory.
Karysma got
Tijuananned
and greeted the coat stand as a longstanding acquaintance.
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