Tieguanyinned
Tijuananned

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Tieguanyinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the restorative glass of water for a formal tea ceremony. Marve was Tieguanyinned and poured water into three mismatched cups with solemn care. Tieled adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the pub quizmaster on every answer. Ravi got Tieled and disputed the quizmaster's spelling of a word nobody had heard.
Tietze syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to nurse one tender rib and decline the next round. Taijae was Tietze syndromed and accepted a chair beside the fire. Tiffanied (/ˈtɪfənid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every passing cat appears to possess a costly, flowing coat. Verley got Tiffanied and complimented the pub cat on its remarkable fur. Tiffany blued adj. Drunk and displaying the particular pale brightness of someone who has found the blue alcove. Duniya went Tiffany blued after the fourth gin and stared happily at the wall. Tiffany glassed adj. Drunk enough to cast coloured patterns over the bar and call them decorative. Laking became Tiffany glassed and rearranged the beer mats into a stained-glass window. Tiffed adj. Of a drinker who has stored the evening carefully, including its least useful quarrels. Wynelle got Tiffed and reproduced a minor disagreement with unnecessary visual clarity. Tiffied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary manoeuvring, but still attempting a bombing run on the crisps. Maudy went Tiffied and made three low passes at the bowl of crisps. Tigered adj. Drunk beyond club allegiance, roaring approval whenever anyone mentions football. Ryma got Tigered and applauded a goal shown on a television with the sound off. Tiggered (/ˈtɪɡəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person bouncing between tables with inexhaustible confidence. Alexandros became Tiggered and bounced back from the fruit machine for another round. Tigrayanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes an earnest matter of precise geography. Bella-mia got Tigrayanned and unfolded a beer mat to explain where everyone was sitting. Tigred adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the agricultural plot behind the pub seem worth inspecting. Libaan was Tigred and went outside to examine the landlord's vegetable patch. Tijanied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a quiet corner as a private retreat and the barmaid as its guide. Decario was Tijanied and sought spiritual direction beside the fruit machine. Tijuana Bibled adj. Drunk on the strength of small, illicit-looking illustrations passed beneath the table. Alfie got Tijuana Bibled and examined the beer-stained coaster with scholarly concentration. Tijuana bibled adj. Drunk since last orders, and reading the folded menu as though it contained forbidden cartoons. Karliee was Tijuana bibled and turned the bar receipt over for further material.
Tijuananned (/tɪˈ(h)wɑːnənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the easy certainty that every pub is familiar territory. Karysma got Tijuananned and greeted the coat stand as a longstanding acquaintance.