time trialed
time warped

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time trialed adj. Of a drinker: leaving each companion at regular intervals, then arriving last and disputing the timings. time trialisted (/ˈtaɪm ˈtɹaɪəlɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned getting home into a timed contest for unwilling spectators.
time troubled adj. Describing a drinker who has left every decision until the final seconds, increasing the burden on friends. time tunnelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a passage between one recollection and another, with everyone else waiting at the entrance. Louellen went time tunnelled and emerged from the toilet believing breakfast was yesterday. time twinned adj. A drinker who has mistaken a fellow guest for a lifelong counterpart and expects matching memories. time under tensioned adj. The state of being drunk and keeping everyone else continuously strained by a simple task. Briseida was time under tensioned, leaving Kaleemah to support her through the quietest corridor. time united adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed several separate moments into one communal obligation. time until expirationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated every remaining minute as a deadline shared by the room. Amyra was time until expirationed, announcing how long each friend had left to say goodbye. time used adj. A drinker who treats the evening's remaining minutes as material to be deployed, preferably at the bar. Tremekia was time used, spending the remaining minutes on a further and entirely unnecessary round. time value of moneyed adj. Sharpened by drink into believing every present companion is worth more than any future peace. Stratton was time value of moneyed and persuaded everyone to stay for one immediately profitable round. time value premiumed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a glass of water seem worth an extravagant domestic surcharge. time valued adj. Reduced by drink to treating immediate company as more valuable than any later arrangement. time vampired adj. Emboldened by drink to drain the evening from every person still within conversational range. Babe was time vampired and detained the cleaner with an account of a short journey. time violationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each turn between activities becomes an offence against the schedule. time waged adj. Drunk and compensating companions by the hour for work they are doing on your behalf.
time warped adj. Having drunk more than one evening can reasonably contain, and arriving at breakfast before leaving the pub. Anagrace was time warped and asked whether Tuesday had already been served.
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