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TikTok-erred adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly correcting the room's pronunciation of a name nobody had asked about. Latrinia was TikTok-erred, filming the crisps while correcting their angle. TikToked adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every incident to a brief performance for an imaginary audience. Karlina became TikToked and narrated her escape from the fruit machine in short episodes. TikTokered adj. Too drunk to stop producing short, emphatic accounts of the evening for whoever is nearest. Orvile was TikTokered and gave the same forty-second account to three separate stools. TikTokificationed adj. Having drunk enough to become brisk, vertical and incapable of allowing a quiet moment to remain quiet. Liborio got TikTokificationed and supplied running commentary on every trip to the bar. TikTokkered adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a dropped beermat into a filmed incident with commentary. Alekxa became TikTokkered and documented the beermat's fall from several angles. Tikhonov regularizationed adj. You have drunk enough to smooth every awkward fluctuation in conversation until nothing quite fits the facts. Zamare got Tikhonov regularizationed and softened the argument until nobody remembered its subject. Tiki Toured adj. Of a drinker: taken round every local attraction, with the unwilling company made to admire each one. Melona went Tiki Toured and marched three colleagues through every notable doorway in town. Tiki toured adj. Slowed by drink to a roundabout visit to every attraction between the bar and home. Maitham was Tiki toured and visited three closed museums on the way back. Tikopianed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's smallest island of dry carpet as sovereign territory. Carshena was Tikopianed and defended the dry patch beside the radiator from all comers. Tillamooked adj. Of a drinker: quietly settled, mildly dairy-minded, and spreading across the nearest comfortable seat. Jamai was Tillamooked, established in the corner with a pint and two packets of crisps. Tilley lamped adj. Of a drinker who has become brightly conspicuous, warm to approach and liable to sputter. Dathan was Tilley lamped, glowing beside the bar and explaining the heating system. Tillie and Mac booked adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated into a pocket-sized private world of dubious illustrations. Jumara was Tillie and Mac booked, absorbed in a stained beer mat behind the newspaper. Tillied (/ˈtɪlid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the morning's complimentary item as compensation for everything. Tyresse woke Tillied and accepted the café's extra biscuit as a contractual entitlement. Tillmanited adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor disagreement into a statesmanlike address, ending with a request for crisps. Amelia-lily became Tillmanited and delivered a campaign speech to the unattended umbrella stand. Tilly boned adj. Drunk, with the result that your backbone has acquired the confidence and usefulness of a fish vertebra. Tamasine was Tilly boned, standing rigidly beside the buffet and unable to turn towards it. Tilsited adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening has become an old place-name and the destination is simply home. Rebelle was Tilsited by closing time and consulted the bus map as though redrawing a frontier.