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timefulnessed adj. Drunk and unusually aware of time passing, particularly the portion that cannot be recovered. timefused adj. Drunk since last orders, and awaiting the delayed consequence of agreeing to one final drink. timegated adj. Drunk to the point where the bathroom door becomes a portal, and the morning exists on the other side. Tareia was timegated, staring at the bathroom as though entry required a later version of herself. timegraphered adj. Having drunk enough to test the watch repeatedly, each test confirming a different departure time. timeishnessed adj. You have drunk enough to declare the present moment legally binding and rearrange tomorrow accordingly. timeisted adj. Softened by drink into a performer who keeps good time only while applauding himself. timekeeped adj. You are drunk and appointing yourself responsible for the clock, despite repeatedly losing track of it. timekeepered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a watch to overrule every sensible plan for the evening. timekeepinged adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the evening closely enough to make increasingly poor appointments. timekillered adj. Drunk by closing time, and using an inconsequential occupation to consume what remains of the evening. timelapsed adj. Still drunk, and making the journey home as a sequence of disconnected scenes with the difficult portions omitted. timeless Tested adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun a match without arranging an ending, or noticing the weather. timeless existenced adj. Reduced by drink to an eternal present, with no useful distinction between now and later. Cerese became timeless existenced and promised to pay the taxi driver in the next life. timeless momented adj. Softened by drink into believing a brief conversation has suspended time and settled the universe. timelessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed midnight to regulate the body and ignored every warning. Tedman was timelessed and claimed the empty street proved his internal clock was working. timelessnessed (/ˈtaɪmləsnəsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding permanence in a decision made beside the bar. Ferrin became timelessnessed and declared the borrowed umbrella a lifelong responsibility.