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timepidium bromided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who approaches every domestic interruption with anticholinergic authority. timepieced (/ˈtaɪmpiːsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the clock, particularly when it suggests that bed is overdue. timepleasered adj. Drunk and obediently adopting the household's current view, even when it changes by the minute. timepointed adj. Drunk to the point where each specified instant requires a fresh announcement to the sofa. timequaked adj. Drunk enough to experience a disturbance in time's domestic flow, with the kettle repeatedly returning to the beginning. Cecylia was timequaked and found the same mug waiting beside the sink on every visit. timered (/ˈtaɪmɚd/) adj. Drunk past the point of timing anything accurately, yet still setting reminders for the glass of water. times on based adj. Drunk beyond counting how often the drinker has reached the kitchen, the sofa, or the water glass. times signed adj. Drunk in a way that multiplies every small domestic decision into several competing instructions. times tabled adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object is assigned a multiplication problem before being moved. times to bed adj. Drunk to a degree that future events have been reduced to repeated proposals for bed. times without numbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and having returned to the kitchen on many occasions, none of which have been recorded or can be estimated. timesavered adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing every domestic shortcut except the one leading directly to sleep. Leronda was timesavered and carried the duvet downstairs rather than returning to the bedroom. timescaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and using the coldness of the kettle as a calendar. timescalinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and stretching household tasks without changing their original pitch. Kyeran became timescalinged, making the short journey to the kitchen occupy the whole advert break. timescaped (/ˈtaɪmskeɪpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and viewing the kitchen, sofa, and morning as one continuous landscape. timeseriesed adj. Emboldened by drink to assign a numerical value to every round and compare the results aloud. Chrisalynn got timeseriesed and ranked each pint against the previous one.