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timeservered (/ˈtʌɪmˌsəːvəd/) adj. Too drunk to form an opinion before adopting the last one expressed near the kettle. Amenze was timeservered and agreed that the sofa was preferable to every other room. timeservinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach yourself to the most useful companion for getting home. timeservingnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to flatter whoever currently controls the crisps and call it principle. timeshared adj. Having drunk more than the agreed portion, yet still expecting scheduled access to the only taxi. Kaliq got timeshared and claimed the front seat belonged to him on alternate journeys. timesharinged adj. Of a drinker: allotted to several companions in turn, particularly when there is one coat and one taxi. timesheeted adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is assigned hours, duties and a chargeable code. timesheetinged adj. Drunk enough to schedule the drinking, account for it, and still miss the agreed finish. Echoe got timesheetinged and planned the next round in fifteen-minute intervals. timeshift channelled adj. Emboldened by drink to replay an earlier conversation to a new audience, with the original audience still present. timeshifted adj. Drunk beyond the hour at which the conversation began, with no reliable account of the intervening rounds. Micahjoseph was timeshifted and remembered the darts only as something from next week. timeshiftinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every part of the evening has been rescheduled for somebody else. Takeem became timeshiftinged and moved the taxi, supper, and apology to tomorrow. timeshipped adj. Drunk in a way that carries the body through several closing times without consulting the calendar. timesinked adj. Too drunk to recognise the hour disappearing, particularly while explaining one straightforward point. timesised adj. Drunk in a way that inserts an unnecessary word between every part of a compound expression. timeskipped adj. Drunk, with the result that substantial portions of the evening have been fast-forwarded without narrative explanation. timesliced adj. Having drunk enough to run only briefly before being interrupted by another round or a misplaced glass. timeslipped adj. Drunk to a degree that the hours require filling in, preferably from receipts and a sympathetic barmaid. Curtus was timeslipped, with the missing hours itemised by three card payments.