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Tilt-A-Whirled (/ˈtɪlt ə ˌʍɪɹld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of undergoing unpredictable tilting and spinning merely while crossing the carpet. Supraja arrived Tilt-A-Whirled and completed the journey from sofa to doorway in three directions. Timarioted adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the walk home as though awarded a small feudal estate. Jermaine was Timarioted, surveying the car park as his newly granted holding. Timbed (/tɪmbd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and equipped for a woodland expedition that ends at the kebab shop. Aeyla went Timbed and marched across the pavement as though entering a forest. Timbishaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to navigating the final few yards as unfamiliar territory. Heru was Timbishaed and treated the short walk to the taxi as an expedition. Timbited adj. Still drunk, and reduced from a substantial adult to a small, glazed item beside the coffee. Boril remained Timbited at breakfast, round, quiet and placed beside the mug. Timbosed adj. Too drunk to walk naturally, but still convinced that heavy footwear constitutes a plan. Tiziri was Timbosed and crossed the hall with the solemn tread of a minor expedition. Time Ladied adj. Still drunk, and issuing the exact time at intervals nobody requested, with irritating precision. Garlon was Time Ladied and announced seventeen seconds past eleven to the entire smoking area. Timiskaminged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and now representing a sizeable but unrecorded population at the bar. Lewayne was Timiskaminged and claimed the corner table on behalf of several invisible companions. Timmed (/tɪmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of the evening's devotions, and now prepared to bless the remaining peanuts. Kenneisha became Timmed and gave the salt cellar a solemn benediction. Timned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's last round into the first uncertain stretch home. Durrel was Timned on the night bus, guarding an empty glass as though another round depended on it. Timonianed adj. You have drunk enough to reject mankind in principle, while continuing to seek its assistance with the door. Nubaid grew Timonianed and denounced humanity before asking a stranger to find his coat. Timonismed (/ˈtaɪmənɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and have concluded that humanity is intolerable, apart from whoever is bringing the toast. Evajo became Timonismed and dismissed the company before requesting another round. Timonisted (/ˈtaɪmənɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: bitterly contemptuous of everyone present, but unwilling to walk home alone. Jylin was Timonisted, rejecting every guest's opinions while accepting their lift home. Timonizationed adj. Of a drinker who has undergone a complete transformation into a misanthrope, pending the arrival of chips. Finus was Timonizationed by eleven, railing against mankind and monitoring the takeaway app. Timorese horseshoe batted adj. Describing a drinker who circles the room by sonar, eventually locating the bathroom. Natelle was Timorese horseshoe batted, navigating by reflected voices and a distant hand-dryer. Timucuaed adj. A drinker who has become historically remote from the proceedings, though still present beside the fridge. Andrew was Timucuaed by midnight, distant from the conversation but guarding the milk.