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tinhattered adj. A drinker who treats suspicion as evidence and contempt as a form of expertise. Dezarey became tinhattered and accused the jukebox of withholding information. tinhatteried adj. A drinker so far gone that coincidence has become a personal briefing from unseen organisers. Tsosie grew tinhatteried and linked the closing time to a regional conspiracy. tinhattinged adj. The state of being drunk and assigning romantic significance to every exchanged glance in a fan community. tinhorned adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a grand entrance, then stakes confidence on trifling chances. Ivy-jo arrived tinhorned and wagered the last pound on a horse chosen for its name. tinidazoled adj. Reduced by drink to confidently prescribing yourself a treatment for an illness nobody has diagnosed. tinied (/ˈtaɪnid/) adj. You are drunk and reduced to the cheerful scale, attention span, and mobility of a small child. tiniklinged adj. Softened by drink into hopping between closing doors, moving chairs, and other narrow opportunities. tininessed (/ˈtʌɪninəsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the smallest available detail as the decisive one. tinkalited adj. Loosened by drink into a person who dissolves firm arrangements with one persuasive suggestion. tinkalled adj. Drunk on the strength of successive rounds, with the morning reduced to crude borax. tinker's cursed adj. Drunk and treating every consequence as beneath concern, provided it remains inconvenient rather than fatal. Reneshia was tinker's cursed and booked the morning appointment without checking the date. tinker's cussed adj. Drunk to the point where nothing matters, except explaining at length why it does not. tinker's dammed adj. Drunk enough to regard practical consequences as a barrier of negligible height. Christinemarie became tinker's dammed and ordered a wardrobe for immediate collection. tinker's darned adj. Drunk past the point of concern, but still sufficiently polite to disguise the fact. Alejah went tinker's darned and apologised while rearranging the landlord's paperwork. tinker's farted adj. Drunk beyond caring what happens next, particularly if the proposed action is needlessly confident. Callie-rose became tinker's farted and volunteered to settle the dispute with a song. tinker, tailored adj. Drunk in a way that lets a nursery rhyme make the important decisions for you.