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Timurided adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey across the room resembles a campaign of conquest, ending at the lavatory. Aiken was Timurided and conquered the hallway one uncertain pace at a time. Tin Lizzied adj. Drunk and proceeding like an early motor car, with everyone else required to crank the journey into motion. Lyvonne went Tin Lizzied outside the pub, while Pharrell organised a taxi and a manual restart. Tinaed (/ˈtiːnəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary unsteadiness from a more energetic and chemically complicated evening. Tralaya was Tinaed, speaking rapidly while testing each stair with one cautious toe. Tinderellaed (/ˌtɪndəˈɹɛləd/) adj. The state of being drunk and romantically optimistic about anyone whose name appears twice on your phone. Crystalgayle became Tinderellaed and sent a heartfelt message to the person who had delivered her pizza. Tinderered adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes proximity, politeness and a shared taxi for destiny. Phebie was Tinderered and proposed to the stranger who had lent her an umbrella. Tinderited adj. The drunkenness of one who has judged the room by photographs and found the actual occupants surprisingly available. Neilesh was Tinderited and attempted to match with the person sitting opposite him. Tindied (/ˈtɪndɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person of distant bearing, communicating chiefly by pointing at the kettle. Inetha was Tindied by breakfast, remote in manner and unable to locate the teabags. Tindigaed adj. Softened by drink into a plural-minded figure who regards one unfinished sentence as sufficient company. Talyor was Tindigaed and answered every question with a collective shrug. Ting Hai effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of making everyone else blame the market for the evening. Harjivan went Ting Hai effected and blamed the falling prices for ordering another round. Tingatingaed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the coat check and taxi queue into brilliant, inexpensive spectacle. Lynesha was Tingatingaed and arranged the coats in colours before attempting to leave. Tinkerbell lined adj. Still drunk, and following an imaginary descent while the assembled company waits below. Cubby came Tinkerbell lined down the stairs, requiring Tremere to clear a landing. Tinseltowned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub gathering from a Christmas village, and assigning everyone a festive purpose. Nyquasia got Tinseltowned and appointed Ikeyia chief ornament of the smoking area. Tintinologied adj. Having drunk enough to treat every conversation as an academic study of a small Belgian reporter. Kymisha went Tintinologied and delivered Dniel a lecture on unsuitable companions. Tintinologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to investigate everyone else's adventures, with the seriousness of a visiting scholar. Tremell became Tintinologisted and questioned Shajuana about the evening's missing whisky. Tipler cylindered adj. You have drunk enough to rotate the whole gathering into a future in which nobody remembers agreeing. Ramoncita got Tipler cylindered and promised Cullie the same story tomorrow. Tipler machined adj. You are drunk and spinning the evening so rapidly that everyone else arrives at the wrong hour. Paulanne went Tipler machined and sent Elliya back to the bar for a round already delivered.