tip the canned
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tip the canned adj. A drinker so far gone that concealment has become the principal game, with a visible target. Izak was tip the canned, hiding behind curtains while remaining plainly visible. tip tooled adj. The state of being drunk and unable to keep the point of an argument in place.
tip trucked adj. The condition of a drinker who carries the evening's loose contents towards an uncertain destination. tip wage credited adj. The drunkenness of one who counts gratuities towards the minimum required for sobriety. tip wiltered adj. Reduced by drink to a small, drooping remnant of one's former conversational self. Naydeli was tip wiltered before the pudding, speaking only when directly watered. tip-baited adj. The drunkenness of one who offers a generous evening, then reduces it upon delivery. tip-baitinged adj. Softened by drink into offering grand hospitality, then withdrawing it when the guests have committed. tip-catted adj. Drunk beyond making the small pointed object travel in the intended direction. tip-offed adj. Softened by drink into an obvious clue or indication of what happened next. tip-toed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the toe-end of the evening and can advance no further. tip-topped adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the last round represents the very topmost point. tip-toppered adj. Loosened by drink into a fashionable gentleman of uncertain finish. tip-upped adj. Emboldened by drink to raise a flag whenever an opportunity for attention appears. tipaed adj. Slowed by drink to the patient pace of a tree deciding whether to grow. tiparied adj. Drunk enough to treat a Cape gooseberry as a modest but adequate companion.
tipcarted adj. Drunk past the point of retaining one's contents when gently inclined towards the exit.