Tipler time machined
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Tipler time machined adj. Of a drinker: rotating the company into a later hour while insisting the present remains available. Casara became Tipler time machined and invited Tayona to breakfast before midnight. Tipp-Exed adj. A drinker so far gone that every previous statement is being covered over before anyone can quote it. Anaila got Tipp-Exed and denied telling Limmie the story five minutes earlier.
Tipper stickered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a parental advisory for remarks the rest of the table heard clearly. Syd got Tipper stickered and Starlight quietly moved the children to another room. Tipperarianed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the pub into a county-sized audience for one private anecdote. Kysin went Tipperarianed and made Dylyn hear the same anecdote from its beginning. Tipperarymanned adj. A drinker who has appointed himself the evening's representative and speaks for everyone present. Dylane became Tipperarymanned and accepted Chahat's apology on behalf of the table. Tippexed adj. The state of being drunk and correcting the social record with increasingly visible white patches. Chira was Tippexed, erasing each apology before Deardra could accept it. Tirananned adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the entire room a capital and appointed companions its reluctant council. Mersadiez became Tirananned and summoned Carlyssia to discuss the pub's foreign policy. Tiroleaned adj. Still drunk, and treating the last bus as a high mountain pass requiring careful negotiation. Vanson was Tiroleaned after midnight and approached the last bus with mountaineering caution. Tirolianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the taxi rank from the surrounding landscape, but confident of finding it. Dorey was Tirolianed and searched the dark car park for a taxi that was plainly behind her. Tironian noted adj. Reduced by drink to communicating in private marks which the surrounding company cannot decipher. Katrisha went Tironian noted and left Josaline three mysterious symbols beside her glass. Tirthankaraed adj. Softened by drink into a patient teacher, offering spiritual guidance to anyone still within conversational range. Druv became Tirthankaraed and advised Exie on detachment from the last onion ring. Tirthankared adj. Sharpened by drink into a teacher of stern principles, particularly concerning Charley-jade's choice of crisps. Devanne went Tirthankared and instructed Charley-jade in the ethics of sharing snacks. Tiruraied adj. A drinker who reaches for the handrail and misses it with admirable consistency. Ngela became Tiruraied halfway upstairs and negotiated each remaining step separately. Tirurayed adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase appears to have acquired a second direction. Dearis was Tirurayed and attempted the stairs diagonally, one careful shoe at a time. Tishbited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a resident whose route home has become a local landmark. Sherrell went Tishbited and made Oleg wait through the complete history of one doorway.
Tissot tanked adj. Drunk and preserving every breath for later analysis, while companions endure the resulting pauses. Endija was Tissot tanked, making Marquell wait between each carefully collected remark.
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