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tissotiided adj. Drunk by the third round, and curled on the sofa like an ammonite awaiting a warmer era. Edony became tissotiided and folded herself into the corner of the sofa beside the cushions. tissue committeed adj. Still drunk, and requiring a household review before permitting anyone to sit on the sofa. Zyad convened a tissue committeed inquiry into whether the sofa could bear another visitor. tissue cultured adj. Too drunk to rise from the sofa, but steadily propagating requests for water in a suitable medium. tissue engineeringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to design a biological substitute for the sofa's missing support cushion. tissue factored adj. Having drunk enough to initiate clotting at the kitchen table, where the spilled drink has begun to set. tissue papered adj. You have drunk enough to wrap the remote, the biscuits, and eventually yourself in protective paper. tissue thromboplastin inhibition timed adj. Drunk enough to dilute every conversational reagent until no useful clotting occurs. tissue typinged adj. Drunk beyond checking every new acquaintance for compatibility before attempting transplantation into the conversation. tissued (/ˈtɪs.juːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in whatever thin domestic fabric is nearest to hand. Yunnuen got tissued in a tea towel and settled beneath the kitchen table for the night. tisswooded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you rooted at the bar, branching into several conversations. tiswased adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub business becomes a state of nervous confusion. tiswinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a corn-brewed liquor, with a rustic certainty about the next round. Travia was tiswinned and maintained that the corn drink improved every song on the jukebox. tit for tatted (/ˈtɪt fə(ɹ)ˈtætd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and returning every slight, compliment and unfinished round in kind. tit fucked adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the ordinary business of the bar for an elaborate arrangement of cushions. tit fuckered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a discreet arrangement from a public demonstration of enthusiasm. Antanas was too tit fuckered to notice that the snug had acquired an audience. tit jobbed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake close quarters and poor balance for a workable arrangement.