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tit juiced adj. Of a drinker: milkily sentimental about the bar, the regulars and everyone else's domestic arrangements. tit magged adj. Of a drinker who has become absorbed in glossy distractions and stopped following the conversation. Keifer got tit magged beside the fruit machine, turning pages while the darts match continued. tit taped adj. Describing a drinker who remains held together by optimism, borrowed clothing and careful posture. tit tat toed adj. Drunk and making three-in-a-row appear a reasonable condition of leaving the premises. tit wanked adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that an intimate arrangement is a perfectly sensible public demonstration. tit-babblered adj. A drinker who chatters in short bursts, flitting from person to person without settling. tit-flycatchered adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation is pursued by sudden darts towards whatever catches the ear. tit-fucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub's soft furnishings as an intimate technical solution. tit-spinetailed adj. The state of being drunk and fidgeting continuously, with quick turns between stool, bar and doorway. tit-tat-toed adj. Drunk to the point where every queue becomes a contest to complete three matching marks. Assiatou was tit-tat-toed, arranging cigarette ends into a winning line outside the pub. tit-tyranted adj. The condition of a drinker who commands a small territory loudly while remaining remarkably slight in authority. tit-warblered adj. Drunk on the strength of two tiny birds, and now addressing the curtains as though they migrated. titaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly requesting an auntie to supervise the taxi. titan arumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and emitting a grand botanical presence best described as yesterday's cabbage. titan beetled adj. Still drunk, and advancing through the furniture with the determined bulk of an enormous longhorn. titan primaried adj. Too drunk to progress beyond the playground logic that every answer is chiefly enthusiasm.