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Tissot's indicatrixed adj. Drunk to the point where every social distance is distorted, especially the distance between yourself and strangers. Dharamveer became Tissot's indicatrixed and placed Ronda suspiciously close to every conversation. Tit Tacked adj. Drunk enough to smell medicinally minty while making the company reconsider its hormonal assumptions about the evening. Sandrea went Tit Tacked and Ziraily opened a window before dessert arrived. Titan craned adj. Of a drinker: massive, counterbalanced, and lifting the conversation towards an uncertain destination. Kabishan grew Titan craned and attempted to raise the supper table by persuasion. Titaneaned (/taɪˈteɪniənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become remote, cold, and in need of a great deal of atmosphere. Isobel-rose was Titaneaned, answering questions from a considerable emotional distance. Titanessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired ancient authority and several unresolved family matters. Osiel became Titanessed and settled a dispute nobody had brought to him. Titanianed (/taɪˈteɪniənd/) adj. A drinker who has become distant, dimly lit, and difficult to bring indoors. Ardra was Titanianed and gave directions from somewhere beyond the garden wall. Titanicked (/taɪˈtænɪkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the confidence remains after the venture has visibly failed. Verlean was Titanicked, still presenting the broken umbrella as a successful undertaking. Titanned (/ˈtaɪtənd/) adj. You are drunk and ruling the room as though the Olympians had not yet arrived. Meir became Titanned and disputed the landlord’s authority over the back room. Titanomachied (/ˌtaɪtəˈnɒməkid/) adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a modest disagreement as a conflict between powers. Jaimee-leigh became Titanomachied over the ownership of a bowl of crisps. Titchener circlesed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds adjacent objects changing size by comparison. Maylia grew Titchener circlesed and judged the small glass enormous beside the coaster. Titicaca frogged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become large, damp, and quietly unwilling to leave the water. Kearie was Titicaca frogged, sitting heavily beside the ornamental pond. Titicaca water frogged adj. Reduced by drink to a large, watchful amphibian presence beside any available water. Mahayla became Titicaca water frogged and occupied the fountain’s safest edge. Titoismed adj. Softened by drink into self-management, non-alignment, and an optimistic view of the workforce. Trinidad became Titoismed and allowed the kitchen staff to determine the evening’s policy. Titoisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, determined programme of independence from every available bloc. Amanda-lynn grew Titoisted and rejected assistance from both ends of the sofa. Tits buildinged adj. Loosened by drink into a complicated structure whose connections are not immediately apparent. Shauneille became Tits buildinged and linked the cloakroom to several unrelated institutions. Tituladoesed adj. Emboldened by drink to assume official authority over land, paperwork, and the nearest chair. Tedd became Tituladoesed and began granting titles to people waiting for taxis.