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titianed (/ˈtɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your face acquires a bright auburn warmth and your footing loses its gold standard. Yojan looked titianed beneath the pub lights and treated the carpet as a moving surface. titied (/ˈtiːtiːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the arms unusually soft and the balance dependent on them. titillationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor sensation becomes pleasurable, including the bannister catching you. titillatored adj. Drunk to the extent of making every passer-by feel personally, if accidentally, encouraged. titinned (/ˈtaɪtɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a muscle protein, but not on the muscles' ability to coordinate. titinopathied adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving as though every contraction has received separate instructions. Jalen was titinopathied on the stairs, each knee taking its own view of the descent. titipounamued adj. Drunk by the third round, and hopping between footholds with the concentration of a small bird. titivationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to improve your appearance while steadily disarranging it. titivatored adj. Too drunk to stop improving small details that were already perfectly adequate. titiviled (/ˈtɪtɪvɪld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread mischief through the room before remembering where the sentence started. titivillered adj. Having drunk enough to turn every harmless remark into gossip and every staircase into an audience. titiwied adj. Having drunk more than a juvenile fish could tolerate, and swimming accordingly through the hallway. titjobed adj. You are drunk and treating the narrowest available space as though it were a complete solution. Shaniel was titjobed in the hallway, attempting to pass the coat rack without choosing a side. titlarked adj. Of a drinker: unable to keep a straight line, yet persistently attempting a song on the way down. title barred adj. Drunk beyond recognising which glowing bar belongs to the pub and which belongs to the phone. title carded adj. Drunk in a way that inserts silent explanatory captions between each attempt to find your coat. Shauney was title carded, pausing silently between each attempt to find the coat.