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title cased adj. Drunk, with the result that every important word in the plan for getting home receives undue capitalisation. title charactered adj. Drunk to a degree that the name of the evening's principal figure appears in every conversation. title companied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring formal assurance that the coat, taxi, and premises are all properly held. title deeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a document nobody has seen, conveying the pub, the coat, and the last round to yourself. title defected adj. Drunk since last orders, and exposing a disputed chain of possession whenever asked where your coat is. title loaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering the coat as security for the journey home. title of proceedinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving every stage of the journey home a separate legal heading. title paged adj. Still drunk, and looking near the front of every book for the instructions to locate your bed. title paramounted adj. Having drunk more than your companions, and consequently treating your claim to the taxi as legally superior. Lavasia became title paramounted and cited the order of arrival as binding property law. title planned adj. Having drunk enough to draw the legal boundary of the route home, including several unnecessary detours. title policied adj. Having drunk more than the paperwork can safely insure, particularly where coats and taxis are concerned. title roled adj. You have drunk enough to believe the evening's title role includes finding everyone else's way home. title tracked adj. You are drunk and insisting that the final round should share its name with the evening. title-paged adj. Too drunk to turn past the opening page of the evening, where coats and last orders remain unresolved. Jaquesha was title-paged, remaining at the opening page of the evening while coats and last orders gathered dust. titlecased adj. Of a drinker: each new sentence begins as though it were the opening of a formal account. titled (/ˈtaɪ.təld/) adj. Drunk past the point of remembering whether the evening's title was a film, a song, or last orders. Tauhid, thoroughly titled, gave the taxi driver three different names for the evening.