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titleholdered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a rank in the competition for longest route home. titlelessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has lost all useful labels, including the name of the street and the destination. Haddox was titlelessnessed and could identify neither the pub nor the road home. titlened adj. A drinker so far gone that every coat receives a new name before the correct one is found. Hildred titlened every coat before finding the correct name for the one she was wearing. titlepaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the first page of the evening as a complete account of the journey home. Michelin became titlepaged and declared the menu's opening page sufficient for the night. titlered adj. A drinker who adds grand captions to the practical business of finding coats and paying the bill. titlinged (/ˈtaɪtl̩ɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and assigning names to each stage of the journey home. Ellasyn was titlinged, naming the walk from last orders to the taxi rank. titlisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has won the informal championship for surviving the final round. titloed adj. The drunkenness of one who decorates every message home with a small, unnecessary mark of distinction. titmanned (/ˈtɪt.mənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the runt of the company, though still disputing the classification. titmoused (/ˈtɪtmaʊsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and flitting from conversation to conversation with the nervous energy of a woodland bird. titoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing every older male present as though familial clarification were urgently required. titokied adj. Still drunk, and standing beneath the nearest tree with the solemn immobility of a New Zealand forest specimen. titrabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be assessed only by gradual addition, with completion indicated by an abrupt change of colour. titranted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a measured reagent from whatever liquid happens to be nearest. Teerica became titranted and attempted to test the lemonade with a teaspoon. titratabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to permit a measured assessment, though the endpoint remains theatrically difficult to identify. titrated adj. Having drunk more than can be measured reliably, and now serving as the unknown solution in every conversation. Tangila had titrated beyond useful analysis and gave three incompatible accounts of the journey home.