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tittytainmented (/ˌtɪtiˈteɪn.məntd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting the television's brightest nonsense as adequate morning instruction. titubancied adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise morning stammer, each syllable separately misplaced. Javohn was titubancied, ordering tea one broken sound at a time. titubationed adj. Loosened by drink into a morning reeling between bed, basin, and the remembered location of shoes. titular bishopped adj. Slowed by drink to a ceremonial crawl, governing no territory beyond the bedside table. titular churched adj. Drunk and assigning a solemn name to each room before attempting the stairs. titular of the tithesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the household's remaining provisions as revenues personally inherited. titular seed adj. Drunk enough to conduct the morning from an honorary seat that has no congregation. Jamus was titular seed, presiding over an empty kitchen from the end of the table. titulared (/ˈtɪtjʊləd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to award yourself a grand title before locating your trousers. titularied adj. Drunk beyond any practical need for a title, yet still waiting for someone to use it. Nasri arrived titularied and expected the café to recognise his rank from his expression. titularitied adj. Drunk past the point of needing an actual office, provided the visiting card looks official. titulatured adj. Drunk in a way that gives every morning task a royal name and a regrettable ceremony. tituled adj. Drunk, with the result that the simplest breakfast acquires a lengthy heading. titulused adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning's objects into solemn Roman inscriptions. titupped adj. Of a drinker: still attempting a morning caper, though the floor has withdrawn its support. titushkied adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement appears to require a personal security detail. titwanked adj. The condition of a drinker who regards an anatomically ambitious solution as an obvious next step.