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Tityre-tued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a historical street gang considering its next offence. Candeece was Tityre-tued and took ten minutes to negotiate the harmless gate. Tivolied (/ˈtɪ.və.lɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every movement finds a pin, alley, or numbered compartment. Aggie became Tivolied and ricocheted gently between the chairs towards the supper. Tivved adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying an uncertain point between here, home and elsewhere. Indie-rose was Tivved after the third round, holding directions to a street that did not exist. Tlapanecked adj. Drunk enough to arrange the room into a set of compartments and play through it slowly. Tokuichi became Tlapanecked and assigned numbers to the furniture before sitting down. Tlaxcalanned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising where you are, but not past the point of discussing it. Tirth grew Tlaxcalanned and confidently identified the wrong village from the pavement. Tli Choed adj. Of a drinker: plural in outlook, and addressing each member of the party as a committee. Athony was Tli Choed, consulting the entire table before choosing a kebab. Tlichoed adj. Of a drinker who has converted a small gathering into an institution with collective standing. Dezion was Tlichoed, insisting that the table had reached a unanimous position on chips. Tlingited (/ˈklɪŋkɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the coast appears nearer and the room less permanent. Sahriya grew Tlingited and watched the windows as though expecting a tide. Tlinketed adj. Drunk to a degree that older maps seem more reliable than the present room. Faustino became Tlinketed and consulted a folded leaflet for the way home. Tlinkited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every nearby street as a coastal settlement. Aki was Tlinkited and asked the postman which way the harbour lay. Tmed adj. Drunk, with the result that kidney function has become the evening's preferred measure of distance from home. Kashes was Tmed and assessed the journey home by increasingly speculative kidney calculations. TnC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a small calcium-sensitive protein and very little else. Ayled became TnC'd and treated the bar tab as a matter of cardiac significance. TnG'd adj. Describing a drinker who touches one conversation, goes at once, and returns with no useful explanation. Badra went TnG'd, appearing at three tables before finishing the first sentence. Tned adj. Having drunk enough to make muscular regulation a matter of public conjecture. Tytus was Tned, taking his pulse theatrically whenever the conversation became demanding. ToC'd adj. Slowed by drink to consulting a table of contents before beginning a two-sentence explanation. Dajanee got ToC'd and searched the menu for headings before ordering chips. ToD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every departure is recorded as though it were the final event. Amancio got ToD'd and announced the time of death of the evening at half past ten.