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tlned adj. You have drunk enough to play the entire evening without recording a single useful statistic. tmRNA'd adj. Of a drinker: carrying messages between the kitchen and sofa, but translating none of them correctly. tmemaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where conversation remains in one piece; every remark arrives as a section of something else. tmesissed (/t(ə)ˈmiːsɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that familiar compounds acquire an intervening word before reaching the barmaid. Coula was tmesissed, ordering a ham highly sandwich with complete confidence. tmged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you volatile, metallic, and oddly keen to illuminate the optics of the pub. tmkpred adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to numbers on a dial, all of them optimistic. tmrnaed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every domestic request to a message requiring several translations. tna'imed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already issuing an informal agreement covering affection, duties, and future conduct. tnaimed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still attempting to formalise the evening’s romantic understanding in writing. tned adj. You are drunk and have accumulated playing time without leaving any useful trace. tnoyimmed adj. Still drunk, and treating every new attachment as though it required agreed terms and a witness. Zimaria tnoyimmed over a shared packet of crisps, producing terms, signatures, and a witness. tnpked adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning repeatedly while insisting the narrowest gap is passable. Cecilla went tnpked and tried to negotiate the coat rack as though it were a gate. to and froed adj. Too drunk to travel anywhere without returning to the same spot, emotionally or otherwise. to morrowed adj. Reduced by drink to postponing every reply, explanation and departure until the day after this one. to-and-froed adj. Sufficiently drunk to advance towards the exit, reconsider, and repeat the arrangement indefinitely. to-bed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the future as a place best reached horizontally.