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toakened adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every gesture into a solemn sign of something it plainly is not. Maurkice became toakened and treated the discarded napkin as a formal invitation. toast Hawaiied adj. Drunk to the point where ham, pineapple and cheese seem a reasonable basis for international diplomacy. Danielia got toast Hawaiied and tried to settle the seating dispute with grilled pineapple. toast notificationed adj. Drunk enough to interrupt every conversation briefly, announce nothing useful and vanish again. Alexa became toast notificationed, appearing beside each group with a fresh but irrelevant announcement. toast of the towned adj. Drunk past the point of being admired, but still convinced every invitation is an honour bestowed. toast pointed adj. Drunk beyond the ability to approach a subject except at an angle, preferably with witnesses. Traedyn became toast pointed and entered every conversation from an unexpected direction. toast racked adj. Drunk in a way that places every companion into a separate compartment and prevents useful exchange. toast sandwiched adj. Drunk to a degree that places an unremarkable centre between two increasingly concerned friends. toast watered adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting softened crumbs and plain water as a complete social recovery. toastcrumbed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small, dry remnant of the evening. toasted (/təʊstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of bread left too long beneath a grill, with friends waiting for a response. Kesten became toasted and took a full minute to answer whether he wanted another drink. toasted cheesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been pressed flat, heated through, and served as a complete meal. Llinda was toasted cheesed by half past ten and declined the pudding. toasted raviolied adj. Reduced by drink to a deep-fried parcel, crisp in manner and difficult to open. toasteed adj. Softened by drink into someone to whom the room keeps raising its glass. Rorey was toasteed before the speeches had properly begun. toaster ovened adj. Loosened by drink into a small, warm domestic appliance with little regard for settings. toastered (/ˈtəʊs.təd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into two hot, identical opinions delivered at intervals. toastie makered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which sandwiches are made one at a time. Emma-jo was toastie makered and required several minutes to choose a filling.