toastie-makered
toatoaed

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toastie-makered adj. Drunk and applying steady pressure to any two things placed nearby. toastied (/ˈtoʊstid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to close the sandwich and insist it was dinner.
toastinessed (/ˈtəʊstɪnəsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where warmth has become a personal quality rather than a temperature. toasting forked adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the long-handled object is useful or ceremonial. toasting-forked adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a useful handle from a reason to stand near the fire. Moriya was toasting-forked and declined the shorter utensil. toasting-ironned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the long fork inexplicably central to every decision. toastinged adj. Drunk enough to raise a glass whenever conversation reaches a natural pause. Yuka was toastinged, raising a glass whenever the conversation paused naturally. toastmakered adj. Drunk, with the result that making toast appears to be both occupation and achievement. toastmaster's glassed adj. Drunk to the extent of defeating a vessel designed to keep the speaker nearly sober. toastmastered adj. Drunk to a degree that every arrival requires an introduction and every drink a formal proposal. toastmasteried adj. Drunk since last orders, and still assigning speaking turns to people in the queue. Tymeer was toastmasteried and allowed the coat stand a brief address. toastmasteringed adj. Drunk on the strength of having introduced everyone, including those already seated together. Phyllicia was toastmasteringed and gave the chairs a formal welcome. toastmistressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and continuing the ceremony with admirable lack of necessity. toastracked adj. Drunk, with the result that every friend is sorted into a separate conversational slot. toated (/təʊtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and useful chiefly as the handle by which the evening is guided home. Amado was toated and was escorted by the elbow to the waiting taxi.
toatoaed adj. Still drunk, and standing rather quietly among the greenery as though naturally occurring there.