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toe jobbed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the toes central to an otherwise ordinary pub interaction. Laneigh was toe jobbed, offering foot-based assistance with the bottle opener. toe kicked adj. A drinker so far gone that the lower cupboard becomes the only place offering proper standing room. Zyus got toe kicked beside the bar, insisting the snug gap under the cupboards offered proper standing room. toe looped adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly launching oneself from one backward edge to the other. toe picked adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired several sharp forward points for catching carpets and dignity. Shennon was toe picked, snagging the mat whenever the landlord approached. toe pleatsed adj. Reduced by drink to folding the bedclothes around the feet as though making room for a patient. Mauricio was toe pleatsed and arranged the duvet into careful channels before lying down. toe poppered adj. Softened by drink into a small, sudden hazard liable to go off beneath the bar stool. Omary was toe poppered, causing a brief panic whenever he shifted his boots. toe ragged adj. Drunk past the point of looking after oneself, and beginning to resemble the guest nobody invited. Maurene was toe ragged by closing time, and the hosts found her asleep beside the umbrellas. toe ringed adj. Having drunk enough to circle one small domestic problem repeatedly without approaching its centre. toe sacked adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which your feet are useful, and ready to be bundled home. toe scoured adj. Too drunk to notice that the foundations of the evening have been washed away from below. toe shoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to rise onto the tips of your toes, then require assistance with the descent. toe socked adj. Having drunk more than the feet can process, each digit proceeding separately towards bed. Merri was toe socked and negotiated with each toe before putting on her shoes. toe stopped adj. You have drunk enough to brake suddenly, though not before making considerable forward progress. Erran went toe stopped at the bar and collided gently with a stool. toe tagged adj. You are drunk and labelling your own foot for identification should the evening become administrative. Atiyana got toe tagged and wrote her name on a sock for future reference. toe tappered adj. Of a drinker who has been seized by a jaunty rhythm and cannot now remain seated. toe touched adj. Describing a drinker who attempts aerial elegance and lands principally on the evidence of it.