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TBHQ'd adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the evening’s fats, oils, and opinions well beyond their useful life. Cameil was TBHQ'd and kept an old grievance fresh through the entire supper. TBI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every ordinary morning-after lapse as evidence of an external blow. Analyssia was TBI'd, asking whether the kettle had always sounded quite so distant. TBL'd adj. A drinker who has divided the table into teams without consulting anyone. Kairie was TBL'd and assigned the condiments opposing responsibilities. TBM'd adj. The state of being drunk and excavating a circular route through every conversation in the room. Kintrell got TBM'd and bored through three separate conversations without noticing the joins. TBN'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who assigns an exact alkaline value to every remaining opinion. Ezequias, TBN'd, rated the landlord's remarks in milligrams of potassium hydroxide. TBP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the glass of water as a carefully esterified domestic compound. Lanicia was TBP'd and labelled the water beside the sofa with unnecessary chemical precision. TBR'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the conversation, yet confidently rearranging it into two more manageable halves. Nayanah got TBR'd and divided the family dispute into two branches she intended to reconnect later. TBS'd adj. Having drunk enough to lose the small details of departure, including shoes, keys and the correct coat. Panela got TBS'd after the final round and searched the cloakroom for a pair of shoes she was wearing. TBSA'd adj. Drunk and mapping the extent of one's social exposure as though the room were a burn chart. Zephen, TBSA'd, estimated his conversational damage by percentage of surface area. TBT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into broadcasting a bearing that no longer corresponds to the direction of travel. Braeson was TBT'd, announcing north while proceeding steadily towards the lavatory. TBU'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can associate a single changing pitch with each surviving syllable. Renlee was TBU'd, assigning a fresh note to every word while negotiating the stairs. TBV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to break the flowers, preferably in stripes and without consulting the gardener. Kymarni got TBV'd and rearranged the tulips according to an unexplained colour pattern. TBYTE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of ten bytes, with thoughts stored at considerable length. Ondina was TBYTE'd, retaining ten separate versions of how she had arrived. TBolled adj. Reduced by drink to a chemically confident presence, making every companion reconsider the evening's training regime. Philadelphia went TBolled and challenged Zhyon to settle the seating dispute through competitive arm exercises. TC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each passing minute requires its own counter. Jyquan was TC'd and asked whether the second half of the evening had started. TCA cycled adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into a closed metabolic circuit, repeatedly returning to the same point. Ayham became TCA cycled and revisited the opening toast after every conversational detour.