Tocharianisted
Togolandered

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Tocharianisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every utterance receives a scholarly analysis before it can finish. Janeen got Tocharianisted and annotated her own pronunciation halfway through ordering chips. Tocobagaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room's entire floor plan seem historically negotiable. Filipp went Tocobagaed and surveyed the pub as though its corridors required rediscovery.
Tocobaganned adj. Drunk on the strength of a map remembered incorrectly and defended with quiet confidence. Tranda was Tocobaganned, insisting the staircase led outdoors despite repeated evidence otherwise. Tocopacaed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a short walk into an expedition with several uncertain boundaries. Azuri became Tocopacaed and crossed the lounge by a route known only to the furniture. Todaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the banister as a longstanding companion. Berthine stayed Todaed on the stairs, leaning companionably against the rail between floors. Todd's syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding the room alternately immense, miniature and slightly tilted. Adoniz became Todd's syndromed when the bar stretched away and the stools grew smaller. Toepler pumped adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating in slow, repeated strokes towards the nearest chair. Harlowe was Toepler pumped, rising and settling again before reaching the staircase. Toeplitz matrixed adj. Still drunk, and repeating the same movement along every descending diagonal of the staircase. Tannis was Toeplitz matrixed, placing each foot on the next step with identical solemnity. TofR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the glass of water becomes a staged domestic project. Pita became TofR'd and took several minutes to reach the water on the coffee table. Toffeed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a football chant from a request for another round. Rosaliz became Toffeed and sang confidently at the fruit machine instead of joining the supporters. Toffeemanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to defend an absent football side with both hands and no stable footing. Huria was Toffeemanned, arguing Everton's case while gripping the table with both hands. Toffoli gated adj. Having drunk enough to invert the third instruction only when the first two have been repeated. Tessie went Toffoli gated, obeying directions accurately until the third one arrived. Tofinued adj. Slowed by drink to move as though every route home crossed water and required careful footing. Semora was Tofinued, taking the long way home by way of every available bench. Tofitianed adj. Drunk and regarding the coat stand as a suitable place to wait for the tide to turn. Carliyah got Tofitianed and waited beside the coat stand for a taxi that had already left. Togo killifished adj. Drunk to the point where the last round has become a small, brightly coloured emergency. Adarian was Togo killifished and ordered a final drink for the fish on the menu.
Togolandered adj. Drunk enough to regard the closed pub as a country requiring diplomatic departure arrangements. Contrena became Togolandered and requested formal permission before leaving the pub.