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tofished adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly difficult to distinguish from a thoughtful substitute. tofisopamed adj. Drunk by the third round, and calmer about matters that ought to remain mildly alarming. Jaselynn was tofisopamed and watched the taxi leave without considering pursuit. tofogliflozinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a marked contribution to the night's general output. toft and crofted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the smallholding from the cottage, or to leave either. tofted adj. Still drunk, and occupying the highest small point available in the room. toftmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest patch of ground as a permanent homestead. tofu dregged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become structurally unsound and should not be asked to support anything. Nihash was tofu dregged, structurally unsound and consequently unsuitable for supporting anything. tofu scrambled adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, with thoughts separated into soft, unrelated fragments. tofu skinned adj. Drunk and flaking into thin yellow layers whenever anyone asks you to stand still. tofu-dregged adj. Drunk to the point where your foundations have become visibly unreliable and the stairs require structural inspection. tofuburgered adj. Drunk enough to require assembly from several soft, poorly coordinated components before attempting the stairs. Naoki was tofuburgered and needed both elbows arranged before approaching the staircase. tofued (/ˈtəʊfuːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become pale, compact and surprisingly resistant to being moved. tofurkeyed (/toʊˈfɝkid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a careful stride from a slow, convincing imitation of one. Hersie came tofurkeyed down the stairs, each footfall arriving with elaborate uncertainty. tofurkied adj. Drunk beyond reliable imitation of a turkey, with the balance of a substitute bird on a loose tray. tog bagged adj. Drunk, with the result that your body is carried like sports equipment and packed badly for the stairs. toga partied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a bedsheet, a hallway and poor balance as a complete social occasion. Elethia went toga partied and held court halfway up the stairs.