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togaed (/ˈtəʊ.ɡəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a bedsheet seem adequate clothing and the staircase a Roman procession. togarashied adj. You have drunk enough to make the kitchen feel hot, granular and divided into several directions. togavirused adj. Drunk by the third round, and replicating the same explanation through every available bodily system. Senorita went togavirused and repeated the staircase instructions to each individual step. togbeied adj. Drunk by closing time, and rolling down the evening in sweet, fried little movements. toged adj. Still drunk, and wearing the memory of a toga in the posture, the speech and the stairs. togemansed adj. Too drunk to keep a coat on, a sentence straight, or an agreed relationship with the stairs. togetherdomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to gather separate limbs, thoughts and stair movements into one unstable arrangement. togetherhooded adj. Having drunk enough to unite with the furniture, the banister and whichever wall is nearest. togetheringed adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can arrange, so that travel becomes a group project involving the walls. togethernessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every nearby object as part of your support system. togethershipped adj. You are drunk and united with the furniture, the staircase and any person attempting to help. Anavey was togethershipped with the banister before reaching the second step. togeyed adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish a ceremonial whip from the cord of the stair rail. Nandan was togeyed and saluted the banister before attempting the stairs. togged (/tɒɡd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest coat into a cloak and every doorway into a ceremonial entrance. Robertjohn went togged and swept down the stairs beneath a borrowed overcoat. toggeried adj. Of a drinker who has acquired too many garments and too little coordination for the staircase. togglabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who changes repeatedly between standing, sitting and leaning without selecting one state. toggle bolted adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to stand unfolds into a wider, less manageable arrangement.