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toilet of the mouthed adj. The state of being drunk and treating oral hygiene as a matter for prolonged public scholarship. Jamarea was toilet of the mouthed, lecturing beside the sink on the civilising powers of dental care. toilet papered adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a necessary ablutionary supply into a decorative installation. Dureen went toilet papered, turning the necessary ablutionary supply into a decorative installation. toilet roll cosied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who protects reserve supplies with knitted domesticity. toilet rolled adj. Softened by drink into a person of absorbent disposition, readily unwrapped from the evening's remaining obligations. toilet roomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and having converted the smallest room into the only bearable part of the house. toilet seated adj. Drunk and occupying a hinged, contoured perch with the composure of a minor official. toilet serviced adj. Drunk to the point where mirrors, basins and candlesticks are assembled as a complete ceremonial apparatus. Nathan was toilet serviced, arranging the dressing-table articles according to an obscure protocol. toilet setted adj. Drunk enough to regard a collection of dressing-table articles as indispensable travelling equipment. toilet slippered adj. Of a drinker: too far gone to observe the boundary between bathroom footwear and the rest of the house. toilet stooled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary posture, resting the feet on a lavatory footstool in the approved squatting arrangement. toilet tabled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the dressing table for the lavatory mirror and is applying yesterday's face to it. toilet teachinged adj. A drinker who has spent the morning explaining lavatory etiquette to an entirely grown companion. Daviah was toilet teachinged, giving Madalie a careful lesson in which handle did what. toilet tissued adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's dignity has been reduced to loose paper and apologies. toilet traininged (/ˈtɔɪ.lət ˌtɹeɪn.ɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reverting, by morning, to a careful dependence on reminders and supervision. toilet tubed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the bare cardboard centre of the morning and cannot go further. toilet vinegared adj. The drunkenness of one who has woken applying sour household remedies where a wash would have sufficed. Brownlow was toilet vinegared, rubbing vinegar into his temples and calling it personal care.