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Togolesed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that last orders applied to everyone, including you. Catosha was Togolesed and asked the landlord whether last orders were negotiable. Tohono O'odhamed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a short walk home can remain short. Meredy was Tohono O'odhamed and reached home by way of three unrelated bus stops. Toisanesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home a matter for several equally valid arrangements. Saveer was Toisanesed and gave the taxi driver three mutually exclusive addresses. Tojolabaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat resembles the one you arrived in. Abreya was Tojolabaled and tried on four strangers' coats before finding her own. Tok Pisinned (/tɒk ˈpɪsɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation about going home into a new language. Tehran was Tok Pisinned and negotiated the taxi fare in phrases nobody could translate. Tokareved adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the coat check as a controlled operation requiring service discipline. Darlenis was Tokareved and presented a ticket to the wrong person with quiet confidence. Tokelauaned (/toʊkəˈlaʊənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, with the journey home conducted by instinct alone. Mckenah was Tokelauaned and followed the taxi lights despite having booked a bus. Tokharianed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves each sentence reconstructed from fragments of what was intended. Yalia became Tokharianed and assembled her request from several unrelated conversational pieces. Tokuda's moled adj. Drunk since last orders, and burrowing steadily towards the nearest available seat. Akelia was Tokuda's moled, disappearing beneath the cloakroom bench after last orders. Tokyoited adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the route home as though it were a metropolitan system. Margan was Tokyoited, changing trains twice to travel between the pub and the next street. Tolaied adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided between leaving promptly and ordering one more round. Jahsai was Tolaied, torn between the taxi rank and a plainly imaginary final round. Toledanned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's grandeur into an entirely ordinary walk home. Theolia was Toledanned, making the pavement seem unnecessarily ceremonial on the way home. Toledo steelled adj. Too drunk to bend to the practicalities of last orders or the coat rack. Jaruis was Toledo steelled and remained upright after the taxi had departed without him. Toledoaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the taxi queue for a civic ceremony. Alcario was Toledoaned and waited solemnly for the mayor to call the next cab. Tolkiendiled adj. Having drunk enough to give the journey home an unnecessary map, history and invented language. Narali got Tolkiendiled and described the taxi rank as a pass through hostile country. Tolkienismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and turning last orders into high fantasy. Chataqua became Tolkienismed and called the final round the last stand of the fellowship.