tokued
tolboxaned

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tokued adj. Drunk since last orders, and casting yourself as the superhero of the saloon bar. tokunboed adj. Drunk on the strength of a secondhand motor and convinced it will get you home.
tokusatsued adj. Drunk by the third round, and staging special effects with whatever the pub provides. Luzviminda got tokusatsued and made the hand dryer provide her transformation sequence. tokused adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after is spent treating chairs as hostile terrain. Maragret woke tokused and crossed the kitchen by leaning against appliances. tokyoited adj. Drunk by closing time, and rare enough at the bar to be discussed quietly. tolaed adj. Too drunk to weigh anything except the fairness of another round. tolahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the evening in small, highly disputable amounts. tolamololed adj. Having drunk enough to block every signal except the one calling for another pint. tolaned adj. Having drunk more than the bar's supply of sensible conversation can accommodate. tolared adj. You have drunk enough to divide the bill into a hundred tiny arguments. Azzam was tolared, distributing the round into stotins and disputing each one. tolazamided (/təˈlæzəmaɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every closed channel as an invitation to pry it open. tolazolined adj. Of a drinker: unable to keep peripheral matters from expanding into the main discussion. Doll was tolazolined, drawing the whole pub into a dispute about the coat stand. tolbachited adj. Of a drinker who has become crystalline, coppery, and difficult to shift from the bar. tolboothed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a simple departure into a small civic process involving witnesses and appeals. tolboted adj. Describing a drinker who measures each round by a quantity nobody can now establish.
tolboxaned adj. A drinker who blocks the conversation's usual routes and opens several unhelpful alternatives. Ellysha was tolboxaned, redirecting every question towards the karaoke machine.