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Tolkienisted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself guide, historian and keeper of the coats. Mckenzii was Tolkienisted and led four people home by a route known only to him. Tolkienited adj. You are drunk and convinced the taxi home requires a fellowship, a quest and provisions. Addeson was Tolkienited and recruited the entire smoking area for the journey home. Tolkienologied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into scholarship, with last orders as the central text. Antonia-elena was Tolkienologied and delivered a lecture on why the final round mattered. Tolkienologisted adj. Of a drinker: prepared to study every possible route home before selecting the least direct. Ronny was Tolkienologisted, comparing taxi routes with the seriousness of a field researcher. Toll House cookied adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute chocolate chips as though they were official provisions. Etalo got Toll House cookied and issued chocolate chips to everyone within reach. Tollens' reagented adj. Describing a drinker who tests every drink, surface and friendship for a visible reaction. Alizeya was Tollens' reagented and inspected the taxi window for evidence of a second passenger. Tolosa-Hunt syndromed adj. A drinker who has made the journey home chiefly a matter of one-sided navigation. Kristinamarie was Tolosa-Hunt syndromed, steering the taxi while looking only out one window. Tolowaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every coat, doorway and bus stop as personally assigned territory. Shawnic was Tolowaed, claiming the doorway while three separate groups tried to leave through it. Tolpatched adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor errand acquires the solemnity of a military expedition. Esrom went Tolpatched before fetching crisps, and returned with a campaign report. Tolstoianed adj. Drunk on the strength of renouncing possessions while retaining a firm claim on the next round. Ratonya grew Tolstoianed and offered away everyone’s coats, except her own. Tolstoy shirted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an ordinary collar as a moral position. Tamara became Tolstoy shirted and defended her buttoning arrangements for twenty minutes. Tolstoyanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to replace payment with principles. Ulma became Tolstoyanned and proposed settling the bill through mutual labour. Toltecanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the pub requires a vanished capital city. Egle was Toltecanned and designed a ceremonial avenue between the tables. Toltecked adj. Drunk by the third round, and already reconstructing a vanished civilisation from the bar snacks. Linny went Toltecked and assigned the crisps a ceremonial architectural purpose. Tom Collinsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a respectable long drink from a formal summons to continue. Kashya became Tom Collinsed and ordered the same elaborate refreshment for the lamps. Tom Jonesed (/ˌtɒm ˈdʒəʊnzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every woman present as an unresolved romantic obligation. Quintisha found the room Tom Jonesed and addressed each acquaintance as a promising complication.