tomatonessed
tomboed

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tomatonessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that redness, roundness and personal importance are now the same quality. Lyberti became tomatonessed and addressed the billiard ball as a fellow authority. tomatophiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish loving tomatoes from being appointed their unofficial ambassador.
tomatosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor chemical constituent as the decisive factor in every personal disagreement. tomauned adj. Reduced by drink to ten thousand indistinguishable intentions, none capable of marching anywhere. tomaxed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an archaic label for a current authority and proceed accordingly. tomb batted adj. You have drunk enough to fly through the dark, strike the wrong surface and call the result navigation. tomb-stoned adj. You are drunk and lying flat on the sofa, with a glass of water marking the site. tombacked adj. Of a drinker: resonant with confidence, striking every available surface and calling the noise a performance. tombaked adj. Drunk past the point of keeping time with the kitchen clock, and now treating the saucepan as a drum. Leo-james, tombaked, tapped a saucepan softly while waiting for the kettle to boil. tombed (/tuːmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and withdrawing behind a closed door of absolute certainty. tombfulled adj. Drunk beyond the capacity of the sofa, yet somehow still requiring the full glass of water beside it. tomblessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves no suitable resting place, only cushions and a blanket on the floor. Farzan ended the evening tomblessnessed, making a bed from cushions beside the coffee table. tombleted adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a little resting place requiring careful, quiet maintenance. Delfinia was tombleted beneath a tea towel, with water placed carefully within reach. tombmated (/ˈtuːm.meɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sharing the sofa with an inanimate object seem companionable. tombo ahied adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, pale supper that has somehow acquired fins and a Hawaiian address. Rathany tombo ahied through supper, convinced the long pale fish had Hawaiian credentials.
tomboed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the sweet, palm-made evening for a reasonable basis for breakfast.