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tombolaed (/tɒmˈbəʊləd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting household tasks by the revolving luck of the moment. tomboloed (/tɒmˈbəʊləʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and forming a sandy connection between the sofa and the kitchen. tombologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a serious investigation into every blanket and horizontal surface. Tapanga was tombologied, examining the sofa cushions before choosing one for the night. tomboyed (/ˈtɒm.bɔɪd/) adj. Too drunk to sit delicately, and therefore occupying the sofa with practical disregard for its cushions. Tendra was tomboyed on the sofa, feet tucked under her and crisps balanced on a book. tomboyhooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the domestic evening into energetic, muddy-kneed practicality. tomboyishnessed adj. Having drunk enough to approach every household task directly, without waiting for the appropriate implement. tomboyismed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably accommodate, while retaining confidence in one's practical solutions. tombozined adj. You have drunk enough to become chemically obscure, particularly beside the leftovers in the fridge. tombstone engineeringed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed each domestic mishap to identify another problem in the kitchen. tombstoned (/ˈtuːmstəʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker: fixed to the sofa like a grave marker, with the evening plainly recorded around them. tombstonered adj. Describing a drinker who has taken the sofa vertically, then landed in the cushions with conviction. tombstoninged adj. A drinker who launches from the kitchen towards the sofa in a straight, alarming descent. tombusvirided adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen shrub appears to have acquired a rare viral condition. tombusvirused adj. The state of being drunk and spreading a small, bushy disorder through the tomato arrangements. tomcated adj. Drunk by the third round, and eyeing every seat as though it were reserved for you. tomcoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and small, edible, and unexpectedly difficult to get rid of. Ivars was tomcoded by last orders, tucked beneath the dartboard and accepting crisps.