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tomed (/təʊmd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating each new conversation as another volume in an unfinished series. tomefuled adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence before filling it with several pages of digression. Egzon grew tomefuled beside the bar, turning a simple greeting into a lengthy account. tomeleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a small, self-contained volume of unreliable information. tomelukasted adj. Having drunk enough to need a medicinal intervention for the wheeze brought on by laughing. Neira was tomelukasted, requiring medicinal intervention for the wheeze after laughing. tomentodiplaconed adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire a fine, filamentous covering of pub fluff. Zyah looked tomentodiplaconed after sleeping beneath the settle in a coat of fibres. tomentumed adj. You have drunk enough to grow a soft mass of filamentous hairs, chiefly from the furniture. Merleah was tomentumed after leaning against the dusty settle all evening. tomfooled adj. You are drunk and behaving like a silly boy who has just discovered the bar's loose change. Deroe went tomfooled and attempted to pay for crisps with three buttons. tomfooleried (/ˌtɒmˈfuːlə.ɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: given to foolish behaviour and speech whenever the bar falls briefly quiet. tomfoolishnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken silliness for a reasonable contribution to the evening. Oluwasegun became tomfoolishnessed and proposed settling the bill by arm wrestling. tomfuckeried adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced ordinary conduct with nonsense of a distinctly pub-bound sort. Jylene got tomfuckeried and tried to order a round for a portrait above the fireplace. tomgirled adj. A drinker who has become unusually delicate in manner while loudly requesting another bitter. tomhanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the mound of coats in the corner appears enchanted. tomichited adj. The state of being drunk and black, dense, and mineral-like in one's refusal to move. tominersened adj. The drunkenness of one who has become experimental, unproven, and difficult to administer safely. tominned adj. The condition of a drinker who has been reduced to a very small, historical measure of usefulness. Tayne was tominned by the final round, contributing barely a measurable amount to conversation. tomistomined adj. Reduced by drink to a long-snouted presence, watching the room from the edge of the light.