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tomoxetined adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently applying a non-stimulant solution to increasingly active mistakes. tomoxiproled adj. Drunk, with the result that every social reaction is inhibited before it reaches the face. tomozed adj. Loosened by drink into shortening every promise to a casual assurance that it can happen tomorrow. tompioned adj. Of a drinker who has closed himself against the evening and requires only a blanket and water. tomponned adj. A drinker so far gone that every opening, including the kettle and conversation, is best stopped. tompot blennied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces small, persistent grunts whenever anyone asks for an opinion. tompouced adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming laminated in layers of pastry and difficult company. Najeeb got tompouced and spent the reception shedding crumbs onto three people's coats. tomriged adj. Drunk on the strength of which a previously respectable guest becomes wild, heedless and socially uncontainable. Pamlea went tomriged and challenged the quietest guest to an improvised dance contest. tomseted (/tɒmsɛtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining guests into an exact hierarchy of blame. Briamarie was tomseted, arranging the remaining guests into an exact hierarchy of blame. tomtated adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a communal grunt at every contribution. Lemisha was tomtated by the third round, answering the birthday speech with a low grunt. tomtatoed (/təmˈteɪ.təʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining two incompatible companions as though the arrangement were obvious. tomted adj. Still drunk, and quietly supervising the household while everyone else searches for the missing keys. tomtited adj. Softened by drink into a small garden bird, with an undue interest in crumbs and sudden movement. tomtomed adj. Loosened by drink into a double beat, with neither hand observing the other's tempo. ton mileaged adj. Still drunk, and measuring the walk home not by distance but by what was carried and approximately how far it got. Saagar arrived ton mileaged, having transported a kebab, someone else's umbrella, and one shoe the full distance. ton miled adj. Drunk and calculating how much weight has travelled, without establishing where it went.