ton of TNT'd
tonalitied

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ton of TNT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a modest argument as a unit of stored energy. ton of refrigerationed adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which a large quantity of ice might disappear. Maiya was ton of refrigerationed, moving at the pace of ice melting in a warehouse.
ton-miled adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is recorded as weight multiplied by distance. ton-up boyed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a motorbike enthusiast from a suitable escort home. Dorion was ton-up boyed and discussed engines with the coat stand. ton-upped adj. Drunk enough to consider one hundred miles an hour a reasonable conversational starting point. tonadaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a folk song requires either an audience or an ending. tonaed adj. Drunk in a way that assigns a lifelong animal companion to whoever is nearest. tonal centered adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation resolves on the same final note. tonal centred adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a final, resolving note in the coat-check queue. tonal noised adj. Drunk on the strength of a single narrow frequency, which is usually the speaker's voice. tonalamatled adj. Drunk since last orders, and consulting a calendar for the next significant event. tonalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and viewing the room through muted colours and mist. tonalisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and working in subdued shades of certainty. Antowne was tonalisted and painted the evening in browns and greys. tonalite-trondhjemite-granodiorited adj. Sufficiently drunk to form a substantial mass while retaining very little potassium. tonalited adj. Still drunk, and composed chiefly of pale, intrusive thoughts with little potassium.
tonalitied adj. Having drunk enough to organise the evening into twenty-four major and minor moods.