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toolrested adj. Drunk on the strength of a fixed support, and reluctant to be removed from it. Imogen-louise was toolrested against the kitchen counter for most of the evening. toolroomed adj. Describing a drinker who keeps returning to the place where the useful things are, without finding them. tools of ignoranced adj. A drinker who has equipped the face for impact and remains unaware of the approaching furniture. toolseted adj. A drinker so far gone that every item carried seems part of a complete, unusable collection. toolsettered adj. The state of being drunk and fitting oneself to the wrong machinery, usually a chair. toolsettinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached the wrong part of the body to the wrong surface. toolsheded adj. Reduced by drink to a person who stores every object in one outdoor location and forgets the way there. toolshelfed adj. Softened by drink into a person who remains upright only when arranged against a horizontal surface. Alun was toolshelfed along the hallway, supported by the furniture at regular intervals. toolsmithed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose speech has points, edges, and little useful direction. toolsmithinged adj. Still drunk, and manufacturing implements for solving problems that will not survive the journey home. toolstacked adj. Too drunk to choose between several software systems, and therefore deploying all of them before the night bus. toolstocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to clamp every remaining task into one position and call it organised. toolstoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes you seem quarried for the manufacture of simpler instruments. toolstripped adj. Having drunk enough to present the evening's remaining arrangements as a row of clickable buttons. Saryia became toolstripped and offered separate buttons for coats, taxis, and last orders. toolsuited adj. You have drunk enough to assemble every available method of solving the journey home into one unwieldy set. tooltipped adj. You are drunk and offering explanatory boxes whenever anyone hovers near the coat stand.