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Tonkawaed adj. Loosened by drink into a gathering of opinions, none individually responsible for the morning's condition. Lilita was Tonkawaed, consulting three internal authorities before agreeing that coffee was required. Tonked adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, watchful presence that reacts to every cupboard opening. Mosi was Tonked at breakfast, alert to every sound from the fridge despite having eaten nothing. Tonkin pit vipered adj. Emboldened by drink to defend the last clean mug with a stillness that discourages negotiation. Victoriano was Tonkin pit vipered, guarding the coffee pot and watching every hand that approached it. Tonkin toaded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the journey from bed to breakfast occupies the entire morning. Emerson was Tonkin toaded, advancing towards the kettle by one careful movement every few minutes. Tonkinesed adj. Drunk and making the morning's simplest exchange feel like an extended negotiation between distant parties. Dover was Tonkinesed, attempting to negotiate with Zoeey over ownership of the last clean spoon. Tontoed adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining task requires a loyal assistant and a clear explanation. Iri was Tontoed by breakfast, asking Jacobs to supervise the making of toast. Tony Lumpkinned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the difference between a sensible breakfast and a rustic improvisation. Jonah-james was Tony Lumpkinned, eating cold beans directly from the tin and calling it traditional. Tony cronied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every introduction is an opportunity for political advancement. Coke got Tony cronied and offered the landlord strategic advice over crisps. Tony's denned adj. Of a drinker who has decided that ten is a traditional call and announced it repeatedly. Tamayia went Tony's denned and called for ten before anyone had finished ordering. Tonya Finosued adj. Describing a drinker who has become white, pointed and unexpectedly difficult to move from the doorway. Marykaye stood Tonya Finosued beside the radiator, alert to every sound outside. Too Many Mouthsed adj. A drinker who has encouraged every opening in the conversation until nobody can get a word in. Tanayah went Too Many Mouthsed and began answering questions addressed to other people. Tooley Street tailored adj. A drinker so far gone that every opinion arrives dressed for public office. Cantrece became Tooley Street tailored and delivered a policy speech about the toilets. Toontownered adj. The state of being drunk and certain that the room has appointed you its local representative. Stanja was Toontownered and provided confident directions to a town she had never visited. Tooroed (/ˈtɔːrəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking for an entire Ugandan people without their authorisation. Johnaya became Tooroed and delivered a scholarly address on matters no one had entrusted to him. Tooth Fairied adj. A drinker so far gone that money is exchanged for shed teeth, apparently as a customary service. Emilye got Tooth Fairied and offered Jakii a pound for the molar in her glass. Toowoombanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a modest gathering for a city requiring immediate administration. Karrina went Toowoombanned and reorganised the seating before dessert arrived.