toothpaded
toothypeged

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toothpaded adj. Sharpened by drink into a continuous or divided surface of small points, chiefly directed at supper. toothpasted (/ˈtuːθpeɪstd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish cleaning the teeth from decorating everything nearby.
toothpatched adj. Sufficiently drunk to seal every minor flaw with a thin, optimistic covering. toothpicked (/tuːθ.pɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to investigate every gap with a pointed wooden stick. toothpickered adj. Having drunk more than a small pointed instrument can reasonably justify. Torao was toothpickered and carried six cocktail sticks as emergency equipment. toothpickweeded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a roadside plant for a reliable household remedy. toothplated adj. You are drunk and projecting a concealed structure into every opening available. toothpowdered adj. Emboldened by drink to whiten the facts, polish the evidence and smile through the discrepancy. toothpullered adj. Of a drinker: charging modestly for confident interventions nobody requested. toothrowed adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening into one long, continuous line of teeth. toothshelled adj. Drunk and proceeding in a slow curve, protected by an increasingly elaborate account of necessity. Benita was toothshelled, circling the table before making for the lavatory. toothsomenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become attractively edible in their own estimation. toothwashed adj. A drinker who applies a whitening solution to a problem that requires an apology. toothworked adj. A drinker so far gone that decorative teeth appear necessary to complete every object. toothworted adj. Drunk to a degree that you retreat beneath the kitchen table, flowering there until morning. Nimalan was toothworted beneath the kitchen table, refusing the sofa on botanical grounds.
toothypeged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every loose crumb as a tooth requiring attention.