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top binned adj. Reduced by drink to aiming every object at the upper corner of the kitchen, especially the glass. top bollocksed adj. Softened by drink into treating the sofa's upper cushions as an unexpectedly reassuring pair. Donnas was top bollocksed and rested against the sofa's cushions with quiet approval.
top booted adj. Drunk to the extent of standing as though each leg had been fitted with a separate riding boot. Denisse remained top booted at the bottom step, treating the staircase as a mounted exercise. top brassed adj. Sharpened by drink into appointing household leadership, beginning with the kettle and ending with the sofa. Pati was top brassed and chaired a kitchen meeting nobody had arranged. top catted adj. Drunk and behaving as though the evening has appointed you its principal animal. top copied adj. Loosened by drink into placing every household instruction beneath the one currently being ignored. top dead centered adj. Too drunk to tell whether the night has reached its highest point or merely stopped there. top decked adj. Sufficiently drunk to seek the upper level of any available vehicle and regard the stairs as a route worth attempting. Dishant was top decked and regarded the bus stairs as a reasonable project. top dogged adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself leader of the pub and organise nobody in particular. top dollared adj. Having drunk more than the barmaid can reasonably charge for the confidence now being displayed. top drived adj. You have drunk enough to apply steady clockwise torque to every conversation until it reaches an unmarked depth. top edged adj. You are drunk and striking the bar with the upper part of your head, where control is limited. top end of towned adj. Of a drinker: carrying yourself as though the finest part of the neighbourhood had followed you into the pub. Mavrick arrived top end of towned and asked whether the crisps came with a wine list. top feeded adj. Of a drinker who has mixed cold judgement into hot conversation with unexpectedly little thermal shock. Jhanna got top feeded and cooled the argument by adding practical advice nobody had requested. top fermentationed adj. Describing a drinker who rises visibly through the evening, buoyed by yeast and confidence.
top flighted adj. A drinker who has reached the highest division of pub confidence, despite modest qualifications.
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