Top 40'd
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Top 40'd adj. You are drunk and ranking the kitchen noises as though they were the week's most popular songs. Jozephine was Top 40'd and placed the kettle's click at number one. Top Endered adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the far end of the evening and refuses to turn back. Yaqeen became Top Endered and announced that the empty street was still part of the plan.
Topanganned adj. Reduced by drink to a person who treats every hillside as a natural place for a decisive conclusion. Timi got Topanganned and proposed resolving the family argument from the garden wall. Toparched adj. Too drunk to govern more than a small territory, such as the corner by the coat stand. Ebenezer got Toparched and appointed himself ruler of the coat stand. Topekanned adj. Softened by drink into someone who regards a minor disagreement as a matter for civic debate. Cynan became Topekanned and took a firm municipal position on the last sausage roll. Topinamboued adj. Drunk since last orders, and now moving through the pub as though every exit required negotiation. Gracen was Topinamboued and spent ten minutes locating the door beneath his coat. Topsied (/ˈtɒpsid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into continual, unintended growth: each decision produces three more. Dracen got Topsied and expanded a quick drink into a weekend itinerary. Tor Tivved adj. Loosened by drink into a supreme authority over matters nobody has placed under your jurisdiction. Mirryn became Tor Tivved and settled a dispute between two people who were not arguing. Toradjaed adj. Drunk and treating an ordinary journey as a solemn expedition requiring repeated consultation. Yuvan went Toradjaed and consulted three maps before crossing the pub's small courtyard. Toradjanned adj. Drunk enough to turn a simple plan into a carefully staged proceeding with unnecessary solemnity. Malcohm got Toradjanned and assigned witnesses to the opening of the taxi door. Torahed (/ˈtɔːɹəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a scroll being carefully unrolled before supper. Elidet became Torahed and took several minutes to decide between two identical lagers. Torajaed adj. Drunk to the point where every small decision is approached as a formal undertaking. Nalanee became Torajaed and held a meeting about whether to order another round. Torajanned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary confidence, yet still certain the proceedings require your supervision. Jacorey became Torajanned and appointed himself responsible for everyone else's coats. Torbay soled adj. Drunk beyond balance, lying flat in one direction and convinced that this is navigation. Ayliana went Torbay soled and attempted to steer home from the carpet. Toried (/ˈtɔː.ɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than the household arrangement can constitutionally endure, and retiring to the sofa. Deanndra became Toried and appointed the largest cushion her temporary opposition bench.
Tories on bikesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes contradictory political positions seem both practical and urgently yours. Juvraj got Tories on bikesed and proposed cycling to the pub while demanding more parking.
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