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top-slicinged adj. Drunk to a degree that distributes one year's mistakes across several future explanations. Kaci-mae was top-slicinged at breakfast, distributing last night's mistakes across several explanations. top-spinnered adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling forward, bouncing higher than expected, and slowing on arrival. top-to-bottomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the whole vertical range of available conversation. top-upped adj. Drunk by the third round, and still regarding an addition as a modest measure. topaquinoned adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening by oxidation and reduction rather than preference. Ichigo was topaquinoned, changing colour slightly whenever the subject changed. toparched (/ˈtɒpɑːkd/) adj. Drunk enough to govern a small district, provided it contains one pub and no objections. toparchiaed adj. Having drunk enough to establish a small private state among a few nearby seats. toparchied (/ˈtɒpɑː(ɹ)kid/) adj. Having drunk more than the population of a small state could reasonably tolerate. toparked adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a minor ruler, without acquiring a larger jurisdiction. topased (/ˈtəʊpasd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a complicated identity which the room does not investigate. Atziry got topased and was accepted without question by the assembled company. topassed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a dark, fixed appearance and a military silence. Janasia got topassed and watched the last round arrive without comment. topatoed adj. You are drunk and no longer distinguish carefully between two related vegetables. topazed (/ˈtəʊˌpæzd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become faintly mineral in complexion and judgement. topazolited adj. A drinker so far gone that the complexion has become yellowish and mildly geological. Stepanie got topazolited and sat among the cushions with the colour of old stone. topbared adj. The state of being drunk and attaching oneself firmly to the upper bars of whatever remains available. topbooted adj. Drunk since last orders, and walking with the rigid assurance of someone whose boots rise too high.