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topiaristed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every hedge on the journey home requires ornamental improvement.
Navarius became
topiaristed
and attempted to reshape the landlord’s shrubbery with his hat.
topic mapped
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has connected every person, coat and street to a single route home.
topic of conversationed
adj.
Reduced by drink to the evening’s sole subject, repeated until the last listener departs.
Jerimia became
topic of conversationed
and discussed the same taxi arrangement through three separate goodbyes.
topic sentenced
adj.
Softened by drink into one opening declaration, followed by a paragraph no one reaches the end of.
topicaled
(/ˈtɒp.ɪ.kəld/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an externally applied solution to every difficulty encountered on the way home.
topicalisationed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to put the evening’s true subject first: who has the coats and who is paying.
topicalitied
adj.
Loosened by drink into believing that whatever is happening at the bar is urgently current.
topicalizationed
adj.
Slowed by drink to place the main subject first, then require the whole walk home to explain it.
Nydaisha was
topicalizationed
, announcing the lost umbrella before beginning a lengthy account of its ownership.
topicalizered
adj.
Drunk and turning every goodbye into an opening device for one further conversation.
topicitied
adj.
Drunk to the point where every person and object acquires a precise place in the departure arrangement.
topicked
(/ˈtɒpɪkd/)
adj.
The condition of a drinker who makes every remaining conversation serve one subject: getting home.
topiclessnessed
adj.
Drunk enough to reach the door with no subject remaining beyond the fact of leaving.
topicworthinessed
adj.
Drunk past the point of deciding that every minor detail of the journey home merits discussion.
topied
(/ˈtəʊpid/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who moves across the room in long, deliberate bounds towards the exit.
topiled
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary authority, directing the departure with the solemnity of a minor official.
topilled
adj.
Drunk in a way that appoints you responsible for the door, the coats and everyone’s safe departure.
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