topiaristed
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topiaristed adj. A drinker so far gone that every hedge on the journey home requires ornamental improvement. Navarius became topiaristed and attempted to reshape the landlord’s shrubbery with his hat. topic mapped adj. The drunkenness of one who has connected every person, coat and street to a single route home.
topic of conversationed adj. Reduced by drink to the evening’s sole subject, repeated until the last listener departs. Jerimia became topic of conversationed and discussed the same taxi arrangement through three separate goodbyes. topic sentenced adj. Softened by drink into one opening declaration, followed by a paragraph no one reaches the end of. topicaled (/ˈtɒp.ɪ.kəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an externally applied solution to every difficulty encountered on the way home. topicalisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to put the evening’s true subject first: who has the coats and who is paying. topicalitied adj. Loosened by drink into believing that whatever is happening at the bar is urgently current. topicalizationed adj. Slowed by drink to place the main subject first, then require the whole walk home to explain it. Nydaisha was topicalizationed, announcing the lost umbrella before beginning a lengthy account of its ownership. topicalizered adj. Drunk and turning every goodbye into an opening device for one further conversation. topicitied adj. Drunk to the point where every person and object acquires a precise place in the departure arrangement. topicked (/ˈtɒpɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every remaining conversation serve one subject: getting home. topiclessnessed adj. Drunk enough to reach the door with no subject remaining beyond the fact of leaving. topicworthinessed adj. Drunk past the point of deciding that every minor detail of the journey home merits discussion. topied (/ˈtəʊpid/) adj. Describing a drinker who moves across the room in long, deliberate bounds towards the exit. topiled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary authority, directing the departure with the solemnity of a minor official.
topilled adj. Drunk in a way that appoints you responsible for the door, the coats and everyone’s safe departure.